Mar. 13th, 2011

gyzym: (Kono says LOL)
So, sometimes it's two in the morning and you find yourself mildly drunk by way of a random late night drop-by from an old friend and you're hovering between being awake and being asleep, lacking the skill to compose words or interact with people but unable to divorce yourself from internet. This is why stupid articles like this exist, okay. Hell, it's why the entire Cracked site exists.

Anyway, for your amusement, a strange Amazon product and a hilarious review, ganked from said article:





aksdjad we who are about to pass out salute you, etc etc. ♥

ETA: OH MY GOD OKAY SO I MADE ALL THESE TAGS ABOUT HOW IT WASN'T 3AM AND THEN THE TIME CHANGED BECAUSE OF SPRING FORWARD AND NOW IT IS 3 AM JSKHFDSJFKDS WTF OH MY GOD /cool story bro change your clocks guys
gyzym: (White flower)
Heeeeey, everybody, happy "you just lost an hour of your goddamn life" day! My apologies for the mildly drunken post I seem to have made last night; it was an accident, I assure you.

So first of all, a general cry for assistance to anyone on my flist with medical knowledge and/or personal experience with this: er. Supposing...I needed to mildly concuss a 9 year old in a story I'm working on...does anyone know how that would work? I mean, ideally she ends up released from the hospital and at home and her parents have to do that wake-her-up-at-intervals thing I hear you're supposed to do for the concussed, because the plot kind of...hinges on that happening. But can that even happen for kids, or are they always kept overnight if it's seriously enough for that? And also what *level* of a concussion would it be, aren't there grades of severity, and what symptoms accompany what grades? I've been trying to research it, and the internet--which either knows me too well for comfort or is secretly my mother--keeps coming back with things like "THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE CONCUSSED" and "ARE YOU FEELING FATIGUED? YOU'RE FEELING FATIGUED, AREN'T YOU, YOU LOOK TIRED. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR."

Which, you know, would be helpful if I'd suffered a head injury recently, but seeing as I haven't (knock on wood), I NEED YOU GUYS.


ETA: WOW, okay, you guys are fucking awesome. I've pretty much got a handle on this now--thanks especially to [livejournal.com profile] gollumgollum, who is both a nurse and a genius :D THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, OH MY GOD, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU.

SECONDLY, IT'S TIME FOR A PICSPAM FOR PRETTY MUCH NO REASON AT ALL.

Things I have confirmed for myself in putting this together: NEEDS MORE SHIRTLESS CHIN )

In conclusion, I've decided to start a new religion based around Scotty Caan wearing flannel. I'm going to call it "Hfksdfhsdkf Hnnnnnnng Scotty Caan Oh My Fucking God."



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