Sorry, I just love this icon a lot, and it *would* be relevant if tumblr didn't exist. Or maybe it wouldn't be, because maybe I would be asleep
right now, because I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN TUMBLR ATE MY MOTHERFUCKING SOUL. FUCK YOU, TUMBLR. FUCK YOU A LOT.
So here's the latest edition of "my dream job is to be a curator of funny shit on the internet," largely courtesy the devil's own website. BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, WATCH THIS VIDEO, FOUND WHILE I WAS BOPPING AROUND ON VARIOUS SHERLOCK TUMBLRS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO END THAT FIC EARLIER (which, okay, don't look at me like that, guys, do you know how hard it is to write 95% of a fic and then WAIT 7 MONTHS TO WRITE THE LAST 5%, because if you don't the answer is FUCKING HARD and I was looking to achieve the Sherlock headspace and achieved lols instead, CHRIST, COULD THIS SENTENCE BE LONGER):
No, really, watch it. Even if you've never seen Sherlock, watch it. It is funny on all of the levels.( OTHER THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY ON ALL OF THE LEVELS: )
In conclusion, an image that is both ridiculously accurate and so relevant to my life right now I could weep:
SLEEPING FOR REAL NOW, GUYS. NO MORE TUMBLR. NO INSOMNIA DANNY/STEVE
. NO MORE SITTING AWAKE TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD CHANGE MY JOURNAL NAME FROM "STRAWBERRY WAFFLE BALLS & JALALENO CORNDOG SHRIMPS" TO "SHE GOES OUT AND STEALS THE KING'S ENGLISH." IT. IS. BED. TIME.
HAPPY APRIL 2nd! I CAN NOW TELL YOU ALL I LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL KNOW IT IS NO JOKE ♥