well, crap

Apr. 27th, 2011 02:30 pm
gyzym: (Facepalm (Steve))
So, at some point late last night my internet went down, which is the last thing I need right now for a number of reasons, and it is, unfortunately, STILL FUCKING DOWN. I'm working on it/will be relocating for part of the day, but be advised, I could be in and out for the next little while. My phone is still working (all hail 3G) so I can still connect kiiiind of, but if I owe you a comment or something it might not happen today.

SORRY GUYS. How are all of YOU?

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gyzym: (Doggy headphones)
So my father calls me today and goes YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING, I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S 4/20. What is "it"? Why, a showing of the Greatful Dead movie at theaters all across the country, of course!

So I am at a movie theater with like 90 other tourheads and my father, waiting to see what is quite possibly the trippiest movie ever made. I'M EXCITED, GUYS. WISH ME LUCK.

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gyzym: (Danny (the face that goes with the tone))
Left computer downstairs in attempt to sleep; wrote post-ep on phone instead. Insanity offical, send help.
1.19 post-ep, Steve/Danny, shenanagins. )
gyzym: (Sunset girl)
Oh my god these people are out of their minds:

Me: Maybe we take Burrito to see Rango tomorrow?
Burro: No, we gotta be downtown for the tournament by 4.
Me: Wait, you're going downtown for more basketball? What?! What happened to 'all our senses are tingling with basketball'?
Burro: That was yesterday.
My Father: We're going to watch basketball on TV all day today, and then we're going to watch it live all day tomorrow.
Burro: That's just what we do.
My Father: Because we're MEN!
Burrito: ~Men men men, manly men men~


Also, further proof that we are the worst Jews of all:

My Father: Wait, so is it actually Purim today?
Me: I thought it was the 21st.
Burrito: That's the spring equinox.
Burro: My phone says it's today.
My Father: Oh. Well, uh, happy Purim!
Burrito: Happy Purim!
Me: Happy Purim!
Burro: Heh heh heh, we named one of the pledges Haman this year.

My mother skipped this morning, guys. I'm alone in a sea of crazy dudes. Send help!

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Or, Jizzy was almost asleep, couldn't find her phone, looked everywhere, panicked that she lost it, woke herself all the way up, found it tangled in the blankets, and then used it to write a ficlet about Danny and Steve to wind herself back down.

Some number of words, who knows how many )

A letter:

Sep. 17th, 2010 12:01 pm
gyzym: (Default)

Dear Flist,

Please raise your hands if you read, have read, or have considered reading Inception fanfic, and would be willing to do me the favor of glancing over something? It's a giant pond of superfab writers, that fandom, and I just want someone to double-check that I'm not actively pumping out crap before I stick my feet in.

Um. Please?

Love & Kisses,
Jizz

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There is a mystery smell in my office: dun dun dun dunnnnnnn. Except really it is only a mystery to me, since I do not have a sense of smell. To everyone else it apparently smells like raw sewage and ass. We think a pipe broke. We are juuuust waiting on the evac notice.

Lolarioisly, however, there are skunks living in my yard, and I am terrified I am going to get skunked and not know, and the smell started right around when I got in this morning. As such, had the following exchange with my boss:

Jizz: OH MY GOD DID I GET SKUNKED? IS THAT THE SMELL EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT ABOUT?!?
Boss: Lolololololololol. No, but I am tempted to tell you that you were for the sadistic humor of it.
Jizz: ....I begin to suspect you are secretly evil.
Boss: Oh, yeah. Today my staffers, tomorrow the world.

WHY SO AWESOME BOSSLADY?

In other news someone just vommed in the hallway. TIME TO SEND US HOME, METHINKS.

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Okay. That's it. Today is a terrible day and it can go to hell.

First there was the good morning hiccups which lasted for 45 minutes. "Fine, today," I said, "fine." I got dressed hiccuping, I brushed my teeth hiccuping, I drove downtown hiccuping, I bought a cup of coffee hiccuping. The barista probably thought I was drunk, but whatever. It was cool. I hiccuped until a dude on a bike nearly ran the fuck over me on my way into the office and SCARED ME SHITLESS, and then, thank god, they were gone.

"Okay, today," I said, "perhaps you are looking up."

IN ADDITION TO BEING TERRIBLE, TODAY IS ALSO A FUCKING LIAR FOR LETTING ME BELIEVE THAT.

Ugh I don't even have time to bitch about everything else that has gone wrong so I will spare you guys but jsjebebeidiwjebbrosojc. I want to curl up under my desk and cry.

FUCK YOU, TODAY. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

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SHIT. Can someone doing remixredux pleeeeease contact them for me and let them know it'll be in by 6 today? I just realized I passed out last nigt without sending it and fuuuuuuck I'm at work now and don't have access to it fuuuuuuck.

In conclusion, fuuuuuuck. But my weekend was awesome even if I do have the be all and end all of hangovers. I'm gonna go...do...something now.

OH AND ALSO [livejournal.com profile] dire_redux I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO APOLOGIZE PUBLICALLY FOR MY RIDICULOUS ACTIONS, THEY WERE RIDICULOUS.

Fuuuuuuck.

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Kajsbehdjsiwje I swear I love my job I do I really do I am wicked grateful to have it and it's awesome. That said? OMFG I am so glad it is Friday.

In other news, it's Friday! And that means it's the weekend, which means I won't be around much for a few days. I am going to drink visit friends in my old college town! I am a liiiiiitle excited.

Hope you lot are getting your weekends off to a great start. See you Monday?

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Oh but for a way to write fanfic while working. So many ideas, so much computer access, so little privacy.

Entertain me, oh flist! What are you up to? What are you working on? What would you like to see me produce (and don't say more pirates, I'm trying). What is RDJ up to? Etc, etc, lest the boredom actually render me lifeless.

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iPhone

May. 11th, 2010 06:14 pm
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Ahahaha! I bought an iPhone. Now, those of you who have spoken to me on this topic know that I have long resisted doing so, largely because I think the people at AT&T are asshats. But today my Verizon phone died and the people there were BIGGER asshats, and I figured to hell with it. If I'm going to have to deal with asshats anyway, might as well do it with some Apple tech.

And oh my god, you guys, it was so worth it. This thing is UNBELIEVABLE. It knows where I am. It knows what I want. It has already put asshat in my predictive text. Woooo!

In conclusion, the RDJ tag on this post is a lie. Robert Downey Jr., this is not your fault. That tag is just my favorite.

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