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Okay so:
The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.
So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.
So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.
1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.
And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"
Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych
In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D
[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D]
[ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]
[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?
Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]
The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.
So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.
So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.
1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.
And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"
Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych
In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D
[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But
thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D][ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]
[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?
Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]
NIPPLES! \o/
Neal just moaned and tried to turn on his side. "I think that would be obvious - "
Peter bit down on his nipple again and Neal yelped. "No, I mean - you really like this." Neal tried to slap him away, to pull his head away from his chest, but Peter wasn't moving. "El doesn't even like her nipples played with as much as you do."
"Stop comparing me to your wife, Peter, it isn't sexy - it - oh - god, Peter - please - "
"Please what, Neal?"
"Harder," he whispered, and Peter captured the tip of his nipple between his teeth and rolled it, sharply. Then he sucked more of it into his mouth and just chewed on his flesh. Neal's whole body convulsed, his arms wrapped around Peter's shoulders, his legs tightened around his hips, his cock was quickly hardening again. He whimpered when Peter pulled away.
"How rough can I be?" He asked, before he took Neal's other nipple between his thumb and forefinger and starting rubbing it. It was hard in seconds, an angry red not long after that, and Neal's hips started twitching against Peter's thigh as soon as he started using his fingernails. Peter shuffled up so that he was straddling Neal's torso, their cocks rubbing together. Neal opened his mouth to say something before Peter pressed both of his thumbs against Neal's nipples as hard as he could.
He put all of his weight behind it - twisting them to the sides, as far as they could go, down and up and then just in, until Neal was sobbing. "What do you want?" He asked, because Neal's cock was dripping and Peter was pretty sure he could get him to come again, just from this. Nothing in his mouth or ass, nothing against his cock - just Peter's fingers on his nipples.
"Your - your teeth," Neal said, and he sounded so miserable Peter almost stopped. He rubbed his thumb over Neal's nipple one more time and Neal pressed his hand against his mouth, muffling a sob. He looked at Peter and there were tears in his eyes.
"You want this that bad?" Peter asked. Neal said nothing. Peter pulled Neal's hand away from his mouth and saw that there were teeth marks. Peter grabbed both of his wrists and pressed them down against the bed. "It's okay," Peter said. "I want you to come. It's okay to be - to be overwhelmed. It's okay to want this," and he dipped his head back down to Neal's chest, to his sore, hard, raw nipples. And he bit the left one. Hard. Harder than he thought could possibly feel good. Then the right, which he rolled, again, between his teeth, scraping the surrounding skin as he closed his mouth until only the tip was left and Neal was keening.
Which nothing to quiet him there was just a constant stream of sobs spilling from Neal's mouth. Fuck and please and Peter, and every so often, yes.
Peter let go of one of Neal's wrists, and Neal immediately wrapped his hand around the back of Peter's head, trying to pull him impossibly closer. Peter took one nipple between his fingers, the other between his lips, and bit and twisted and pulled and pressed until Neal screamed. And cried. And came.
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My god... who knew nipple play could be so hotly written!! Neal biting teeth marks in his hand... him being so OVERWHELMED... Peter not understanding but reassuring him and comforting him and fuck!!
AMAZING!!!!
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....I.
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but...
HE'S ACTUALLY CRYING FOR IT. I DON'T THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. BRB TAKING DEEP CALMING BREATHS.
(seriously how do you keep DOING this????)