Feb. 26th, 2011

gyzym: (Danny (the face that goes with the tone))
YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

This time I dreamed (non-lucidly) that I was at some kind of like, I don't even know, Hollywood...outdoor party thing...that I think started out as my high school reunion...whatever, WHATEVER. The point is, Alex O'Loughlin ordered a bunch of strange little banana drinks and kept trying to like, go behind the bar and make them himself, and then once he was drunk he started asking me questions.

Questions about what women want.

And so I told him, right, we had this whole conversation about asking ladies out and the right way to do it and confidence boosters (and at one point I was like, MY ADVICE IS TO GO LOOK IN A MIRROR, SERIOUSLY, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE) and the whole thing. Which, incidentally, is a conversation I've had many times with many guys, because I have brothers and I must send out some kind of "I will not mock you for not knowing the answers here" signal. So it's pretty rote, right, and finally O'Lough like, thanks me for my help and says he feels ready to do it now.

And I say, "So, who's the lucky lady?"

AND HE SAYS, "SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE"
gyzym: (Tag!)
For everyone who hasn't read the webcomic Lackadaisy (though you should, you really should, it's amazing), here is a conversation between me and Burrito to show how awesome he is:

Burrito: I've never seen so much perfect snow.
Me: I know, right?
Burrito: I mean, there's no footprints or anything. It's just...perfect.
Me: ....
Burrito: ....
Me: You wanna step in it?
Burrito: Yeah.

WE WROTE OUR NAMES IN FOOTPRINTS, GUYS. IT WAS AWESOME.

Okay, so, uh, for those of you who have read Lackadaisy--which is probably, like, three of you--this is a weird little Mordecai/Victor thing that I blame [livejournal.com profile] futureperfect for entirely. It is...pointless and REALLY WEIRD and I don't...yeah, I don't know. It just happened. I'm going back to work on the H-50 fic this interrupted now, but [livejournal.com profile] futureperfect, I hope you enjoy this, and [livejournal.com profile] butterflythread, I hope it helps make things suck less :D

Title: no one above me to stay my fierce hand
Pairing: Mordecai/Victor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Together, there's no one they don't frighten.
Author's Notes: Right, so, Mordecai is a Jewish name, specifically from the story of Purim. I would link you to like, a proper rendition of the story, but you really don't need to know more than what the Wikipedia page about it tells you to understand this fic. Additionally, tikkun olum is a Hebrew phrase that, loosely, means "repairing the world," and tsores is Yiddish for misery, calamity, trouble, etc.

no one above me to stay my fierce hand )

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