Apr. 2nd, 2011

gyzym: (Can't sleep; write porn!)
Sorry, I just love this icon a lot, and it *would* be relevant if tumblr didn't exist. Or maybe it wouldn't be, because maybe I would be asleep right now, because I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN TUMBLR ATE MY MOTHERFUCKING SOUL. FUCK YOU, TUMBLR. FUCK YOU A LOT.

So here's the latest edition of "my dream job is to be a curator of funny shit on the internet," largely courtesy the devil's own website. BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, WATCH THIS VIDEO, FOUND WHILE I WAS BOPPING AROUND ON VARIOUS SHERLOCK TUMBLRS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO END THAT FIC EARLIER (which, okay, don't look at me like that, guys, do you know how hard it is to write 95% of a fic and then WAIT 7 MONTHS TO WRITE THE LAST 5%, because if you don't the answer is FUCKING HARD and I was looking to achieve the Sherlock headspace and achieved lols instead, CHRIST, COULD THIS SENTENCE BE LONGER):



No, really, watch it. Even if you've never seen Sherlock, watch it. It is funny on all of the levels.

OTHER THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY ON ALL OF THE LEVELS: )

In conclusion, an image that is both ridiculously accurate and so relevant to my life right now I could weep:



SLEEPING FOR REAL NOW, GUYS. NO MORE TUMBLR. NO INSOMNIA DANNY/STEVE PROBABLY. NO MORE SITTING AWAKE TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD CHANGE MY JOURNAL NAME FROM "STRAWBERRY WAFFLE BALLS & JALALENO CORNDOG SHRIMPS" TO "SHE GOES OUT AND STEALS THE KING'S ENGLISH." IT. IS. BED. TIME.

HAPPY APRIL 2nd! I CAN NOW TELL YOU ALL I LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL KNOW IT IS NO JOKE ♥
gyzym: (Lady in white)
jsfhdsf TODAY IS NOT GOING THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO, because djfhdjskf my family and dsfjhdsfhs oversleeping and sfhdjfdskf THIS REALLY BIZARRE DREAM WHERE I WAS DATING THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF TIME FOR LIKE, A YEAR, AND THEN I TURNED AROUND ONE DAY AND SHE WAS A GIANT MONSTER, LIKE SERIOUSLY, SO GIANT, SO MANY ANGRY TEETH, SHE CHASED ME AND TRIED TO EAT ME AND NOT IN A FUN WAY, I THINK MAYBE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO RUN AN EXTRACTION ON ME. I have so many things to write and so many things to edit and I will be back for real to do all that in an hour or two, this is a driveby post to share a couple of things:

1. via [livejournal.com profile] iamspace:



MOSTLY FOR ALEX'S SMILEY FACE WITH THE GUITAR ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH. ALSO SCOTTY'S "HEY I AM ON MY PHONE RAWR I AM SUCH AN ADORABLE GRUMPYFACED ASSHOLE" FACE. ALSO GRACE PARK. ALSO DDK. BUT MOSTLY ALEX'S SMILEY FACE OH MY GODDDD HOW IS HE REAL.

2. So last night instead of going to bed I shut down everything except that fucking Disney princess generator! Which, what the fucking shit, why did this program do this to me.

First I did Steve and Danny as princesses: )

Then, because John and Sherlock were on the brain, I did them too: )

And then I was going to do Arthur and Eames, but, in a moment of half-asleep four AM madness, said to myself, "JIZZY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WROTE THAT WHOLE FIC WHERE ARTHUR WAS DISNEY PRINCESSES."

So you guys don't get to see the princess version of Eames. You do get to see every princess Arthur was in A Whole New World, though. )

THIS HAS BEEN TODAY'S EPISODE OF "WHY THE HELL DO YOU READ THIS LIVEJOURNAL, OBVIOUSLY GYZYM IS OUT OF HER MIND." Tune in next week for, uh, more of same, although hopefully with increased sleep and decreased fucking princesses. I'm off to clean all of the things and then I will be back, writing Steve/Danny words until the cows come home. I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING AN AWESOME SATURDAY ♥!

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