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So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am [ profile] gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

Hawaii 5-0

Curving Like the Ocean Toward You, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.

Don't Turn Me Home Again, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], NC-17 [Ao3]
After a rough day of island living, Danny wakes up in New Jersey and learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes for.

bring you out under this flooded sky at any price, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
In which Danny puts his family first, New Jersey weather is as unpleasant as advertised, and absolutely no one is impressed with Steve.

We Believe in the Sum of Ourselves, Steve/Danny, R to NC-17 [Ao3]
This is Danny out of of control. [Post-ep for 1.16]

You Testify and I'll Pour the Drinks, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Post-ep for 1.18.


Wherever You Will Be (That's Where I'll Call Home) {The Domestic Verse}

Series Master Post | Series Tag | Series on Ao3

1. between my reflex & my resolve, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don't talk to for thirteen months shouldn't be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur's chest is doing. There are rules.

2. this life looks good on you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
There are only four rules in Arthur's house.

3. i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Eames had always thought Arthur would be a morning person.

4. to tell you the truth i prefer the worst in you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Eames starts the day by sitting on a pack of cigarettes.

5. pressed against the pending physics of my passed down last name, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
The thing is...the thing is Arthur'd thought Eames played it fast and loose with affection like he plays it fast and loose with everything else, and instead it's been this stupid climb, hand over foot, and of the two of them Eames has been the braver, really.

6. take the long way home (soft as the radio), Ariadne/Yusuf, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
The thought washes over her, steady and calming like a warm breeze, that this could be her own kind of love story.

7. life long local foreigner, i, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Arthur grins, lazy and relaxed, and Eames thinks that maybe this is how people get through these things, tethered to one another when they can't hold on anywhere else.

8. having let go forever the fallacy of ever being alone, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
This time there are shitty dogeared paperbacks Arthur wouldn't be caught dead reading piled on the coffee table, and half-finished crosswords tucked into the bookshelves, and the far wall is hung with that tapestry they'd bought in a shit part of London on a whim. This time they've spent all day fixing their sink and there's a mug of yesterday's tea sitting on top of the television and it's not just Arthur's living room at all.

Other Inception Fic

A Whole New World, Arthur/Eames [Cobb/Saito], R [Ao3]
In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur's a fucking Disney princess.

i thought of you and where you'd gone, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Their eyes meet in the reflection of the frosted-over freezer glass, another layer of distance to be splayed haphazardly across the oceans and mountains and countries they keep building between them, and Eames is smiling at him.

we live under a halo of held breath, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Eames is wrong. Arthur can juggle.

Shit Arthur Says, Arthur/Eames, PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Written for this prompt: Eames has a secret twitter called "Shit Arthur Says." Well, secret to Arthur, that is.

Believe Me if You Can (The House at Pooh Corner), Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Saito, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore.

Lay Your Siege, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Haven't you been paying attention? This is a war story. [Trojan War AU]

Don't Feed Me, Seymour, Arthur/Eames, PG [Ao3]
"This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.

We Must Unlearn The Constellations to See The Stars, Robert Fischer/OMC, Robert/Saito, R [Ao3]
Even in your dreams you never quite try hard enough. Even in your dreams you never get it exactly right.

I've Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York), Arthur/Eames, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte. [This story has been turned into a truly fantastic podfic by [ profile] pennyplainknits. ♥]

i'll see you when the sun sets east (don't forget me), Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
He knows he is alone, and that he is not supposed to be alone, and that someone else is here. He knows he had a name, once. He knows he is looking for something. [Limbo fic.]

we were once cinema gods in the night, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
That's the thing about Hollywood--everyone has a Hollywood story.

Sherlock Holmes

Things That Bear Repeating, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
When Holmes risks his life (again) and nearly dies (again), Watson decides enough is just about enough.

A Study in the Art of Proper Reciprocation, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
Holmes wakes to a mystery that is a decided pleasure to solve. [A sequel to Things That Bear Repeating.]

From the Archives, Holmes/Watson, PG
A day in the life of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, told in postcards.

A Measure of Honesty, Holmes/Watson, R
Honesty, as it happens, is all relative.

History, Repeating Itself, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
This is a multi-chaptered story in which John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are modern day American graduate students sharing an apartment. Yes, I am aware it sounds ridiculous. Now complete, the link above takes you to the story's master post. If you're interested in seeing AMAZING TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE STORY FANART/meta/my own ramblings about it/etc, feel free to try the History, Repeating Itself tag. Also, this story has been turned into an INCREDIBLY done audiofic by the amazing [ profile] speccygeekgrrl. You should check it out!

Valley Winter Song, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
The sequel to History, Repeating Itself. Currently a WIP [but not abandoned, just on hiatus!] the link above takes you to the first part.

White Collar

Captain Americaverse (Neal/Peter/El, some background Neal/Kate)
[NB: These stories can each stand alone, more or less. Also? They are posted here not in the order they were written, but in the order I think they should be read. This does not mean that they are posted chronologically within the 'verse, either...look. I am crazy. But they work best read in this order, I promise.]

this true/false thing, PG-15
Some things are true, and some are not.

Resistance and Futility: A Study (Or: Seven Times Peter Burke Caught Neal Caffrey), R
Everyone thinks Peter Burke has only caught Neal Caffrey twice. Everyone is wrong.

The Right Way to Ruin a Suit, NC-17
Peter's right; Neal really does wear too many goddamn clothes.

Stupid is as Stupid Does, R to NC-17
A con's only as stupid as the reason you're running it.

Dice or No Dice, NC-17
Neal's had to abandon the use of many of his more specialized skills; he'll be damned if he abandons this one.

Another Saturday Night, NC-17
Peter's had a bad night; it's only fair that Neal and Elizabeth let him in on their fun.

Out in the Cold,
Neal never gets sick.

Other White Collar Fic

Anything But That, genfic, G
Neal objects to one of his many supposed crimes.

Insomnia's Net Worth, Neal/Peter, offscreen Neal/Peter/El, PG
In which Peter can't sleep, and Neal's late night television habits leave something to be desired.

Into The Fire (Or, Five Times Mozzie Caught Neal with His Pants Down), Neal/Kate, Neal/Moz, Neal/Peter, R to NC-17
There's more than one way to see a man naked.

Little Things, Neal/Kate, Neal/Peter/El if you squint, PG-13
Neal tries to think like a con man, like being sane is his cover.

Wait: The Don't Love You Like I (The Maps Remix), Neal/Peter, Peter/El, R
El finds the napkin in his pocket. [A remix of [ profile] thosewerepearls's brilliant You would wish long and long to be with him.]

Once a Criminal, Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter and El have a mystery to solve.

Earned (Or: That One Time With the Taxi), Neal/Peter, NC-17
"This is stupid," Neal says, and he's right, he's beyond right, but Peter doesn't care; he's been waiting long enough, now.

Beautiful Things In Cages Neal/Moz, PG
Mozzie has never been that kind of guy.

Whatever You Are (Be A Good One), Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter should have known better than to let Neal into any situation involving the words "touch nothing."

The Anklet, And Other Blasphemed Poems
In which I rewrite The Raven (and then works by cummings, Whitman, and Coleridge) to be dirty White Collar porn. And so do other people!

Top to Bottom, Neal/Peter (implied Neal/Peter/El), NC-17
Neal Caffrey doesn't place bets without knowing the odds.

A prompt meme--50 prompts, 50 drabbles.

Harry Potter

Animalia, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, PG-13
Everyone assumed that Sirius and James got on so well because they were exactly alike and they were all wrong; everyone assumed Sirius and James got on so well because they were both crazy and that was true.

A Rose, By Any Other Name, George/Lee, George/Various, R to NC-17
Resentment curls like a serpent on George’s tongue, flavoring his coffee bitter and his cigarette stale.

I Envy Not the Beast, Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Remus, R to NC-17
I envy not the beast who takes/his license in the field of time. -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

These Conversations We Aren't Having, Sirius/Remus, PG-13
In which Sirius Black sleeps past four, there is much Indian take-away, and Remus Lupin scowls at moldy peas.

Let Us Be Silent, That We May Hear The Whispers of The Gods, NC-17
Remus Lupin doesn't want to hear it--not tomorrow and not yesterday, but certainly not right now.

20, James/Lily, Sirius/Remus
20 random facts about Sirius Black, as told by James Potter.

Left and Leaving, genfic, PG
Sirius spends the summer before Regulus’ sixth year outlining his brilliant plan for escape, which basically entails walking out one day and never, ever coming back.

Five Times Sirius Walked in On James and Lily (And One Time it Was Remus), James/Lily, R to NC-17
I think you guys can figure it out :D

Five Places Neville Never Thought He'd Get High (And Did Anyway), Neville/Ginny, Neville/Hannah Abbot, Neville/Teddy, R to NC-17
In which Neville gets high in unexpected places.

Veronica Mars

A Strange New Story Every Time, Veronica/Logan, NC-17
Ten years clean of Neptune living, Logan's past finds him in an all-night grocery store.

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother

Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:

On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

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