"Most ridiculous thing I've ever written." I throw these words around. I said it about that thing with the Disney princesses, and I said it about that crazed Twitter story, and the thing is, you guys, I was wrong. Because this? This
is the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. If I ever write anything more ridiculous than this, it's time to cart me off to the madhouse.
To be fair, though, this is TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT. The fabulous elrhiarhodan
(who, by the way, is so amazing that she has ALREADY PRODUCED FABULOUS NEW MOVIE POSTERS FOR THIS STORY
, which you should ALL go check out), came to me. She said "I had this dream, Jizz. I had this dream where the Inception team was in Winnie the Pooh."
YOU GUYS KNOW ME. YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I tried to stop myself, I really did. I went to angelgazing
. I said "Oh god, help me, help me, I am writing the Inception team as Pooh characters, save me from myself
," and she, shameless vixen that she is, only prodded and encouraged me. They both read this story as I frantically sent it to them via email and IM window at all hours of the day and night, and truly this tale would not exist without them.
So blame them, you guys. Don't blame me.Title
: Believe Me if You Can (The House at Pooh Corner)Pairing
: Arthur/Eames (side Cobb/Saito, Ariadne/Yusuf)Rating
: PG-13 to RWordcount
: 11,600 (OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME)Summary
: In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore
: There really is an ongoing legal battle between the current owners of Winnie the Pooh and Disney
. However, it is complicated, so I totally ignored it and made all the shit in this up. DO NOT QUOTE ME ON ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY LEGAL HEREIN. ( [Believe Me if You Can (The House At Pooh Corner)] 1/2 )