So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am [ profile] gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

Hawaii 5-0 )

Inception )

Sherlock Holmes )

White Collar )

Harry Potter )

Veronica Mars )

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother

Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:

On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

gyzym: (Glasses!)
All SOME of the madness is over. Certainly it has lessened. Oh, the ability to breathe easy. I love you, I worship you, I...

...slap you in the face by signing up for Sweet Charity? Ah, well, at least it's for a good cause.

For those of you who don't know (or who didn't click the link to their homepage above), Sweet Charity is a fandom auction; the proceeds of what is auctioned go to the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network, or RAINN. They're an incredible organization dedicated to the prevention of sexual assault. I'd sum them up, but their mission statement does it better:

The Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network is the nation's largest anti-sexual assault organization. RAINN operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1.800.656.HOPE and the National Sexual Assault Online Hotline at, and publicizes the hotline's free, confidential services; educates the public about sexual assault; and leads national efforts to prevent sexual assault, improve services to victims and ensure that rapists are brought to justice.

I am offering up both White Collar and Harry Potter fic, and there are a bunch of other fabulous folks offering up all kinds of goodies. Bidding starts at $5. IT'S A REALLY GOOD CAUSE, YOU GUYS. My post can be found here; browse around for a bit while you're there. It really is an amazing effort.

Sweet Charity banner

And, uh. That's all I got. But hi! I'm almost done with library!sex, so that should be up soon :D


[ETA: Um, I went back through and actually put in some proper information. And, uh, some promotional stuff that should have been in there the first time. And all the other stuff [ profile] hoosierbitch's post reminded me I needed.]
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Title: I Envy Not the Beast
Pairing: Sirius/Regulus, some Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Warnings: Incest, (a spot of) non-con
Wordcout: 7,130
Notes: The title, one of the chapter headings, the text of the LJ cut, and many of the little poetic asides in this are references to poetry by Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all his friends, enemies, and relations belong to J.K. Rowling, and she can keep them. For that matter, I don't own the Tennyson either.

I envy not the beast that takes/His license in the field of time )


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