So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am [ profile] gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

Hawaii 5-0 )

Inception )

Sherlock Holmes )

White Collar )

Harry Potter )

Veronica Mars )

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother

Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:

On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

gyzym: (Open road)
Ahahahaha oh my god, it's a WIP titles meme, totally ganked from [ profile] sorrynotsorry et al. THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT MY WRITING PROCESS: to wit, that it is a mess. These are actual titles of actual documents, and I actually know what (almost) all of them mean. Also, enough of them contain parentheses--in the RIDICULOUS DOC TITLES THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY FIC TITLES--that I had to differentiate my comments by putting them in brackets. In conclusion, fml fml fml.

Seriously, this is solid proof that I'm out of my mind )

TO SUM UP: run from me now, I am obviously not good for anyone's health, least of all my own, and oh god please do not hold me to producing any of these, the end.
gyzym: (Red house)
So, uh, before I do anything else, I have AN ENTHUSIASTIC REC. The truly incredible [ profile] wandrinparakeet did a fanmix for the domesticverse, and, just, YOU GUYS. This fanmix is just like. jdfdskf AMONG OTHER THINGS, ABOUT HALF OF THE SONGS ARE ON MY *PERSONAL* SOUNDTRACK FOR THAT VERSE, and the rest of them are INCREDIBLE, I've listened to nothing but this mix all day. I am just so flattered and so floored, and it really is some fabulous music, and she did gorgeous liner notes to go with and I am just. I AM A BALL OF LOVE. Trust me, GO DOWNLOAD IT.

And now for some information that I found extremely jarring, and some thinky thoughts about it!

The Year in Fic Meme! )
gyzym: (Apple)
Remember how I blabbered on forever about the long, long fic I was writing?

Welllll....reveals are up. I CAN FINALLY SHOW YOU GUYS.

Title: A Small Spark Neglected
Pairing: Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter
Rating: PG-13 to R
Word Count: 23,710
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters; they belong to Jo Rowling, et al. Additionally, the title of this quote is taken from a Quintus Curtius quotation, the full text of which reads: “A small spark neglected has often kindled a mighty conflagration.”
Author's Notes: First and foremost: THANK YOU to [ profile] secretsolitaire for the fabulous beta job; you are awesome beyond words. Secondly, a heartfelt thank you to [ profile] snegurochka_lee; had I not read her decidedly brilliant A Life So Very Much Less Than Ordinary, I would never have been able to figure out how to play with large family casts. I still don't manage it nearly so deftly as she does. And finally, this was written for [ profile] tnl_first_time, a brilliant little fest that I had a blast with. The original post of this story, with prompt, etc. included, can be found there.
Summary: Someone’s setting fires in Wizarding London, and Teddy Lupin’s going to have to marry a Potter.

A Small Spark Neglected, 1/3 )
gyzym: (Apple)
Title: That Which We Cannot Learn
Author: [ profile] gyzym
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Rowena/Helga (unrequited)
Author's Notes: Written for [ profile] peskywhistpaw over at [ profile] femmefest.
Summary: Some days Rowena feels she has spent every autumn of her life chasing after Helga.

It is ridiculous, of course. Rowena knows it is ridiculous. )
gyzym: (Default)

Sorry about the accidental hiatus, WORK WENT CRAZY. But look, HP people, I wasn't kidding! I wrote fest fic! [ profile] femmefest has now cycled through to reveals, so I thought I'd put the two fics I wrote for them up now :D This is the first.

Title: Control Yourself (Take Only What You Need)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ginny/Luna, Ginny/Pansy (one sided Ginny/Fleur and Ginny/Hermione, and background Harry/Ginny)
Author's Note: Written as a [ profile] femmefest pinch hit for [ profile] olgameisterfunk.
Summary: It has been a long time since anyone asked Ginny Weasley what she wanted.

She considers the kind of person she has spent years trying to be. Ginny the wife, Ginny the mother. Ginny the self-champion. Ginny the controlled, confident woman. )

DVD meme!

May. 11th, 2010 08:56 pm
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Look at me, stealing this idea from everyone ever! But whatever, it's cool.

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written [and include a link to the story], and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet...

All my fic can be found at my masterlist/header post, except for the first installment of that H/W grad student fic, which is here and may not go up on the masterlist until it's a complete work.

Okay: go!
gyzym: (Jude is concerned)
Hello, all! Since EVERYTHING IS SO PRETTY WITH MY NEW LAYOUT (I'll chill out about this whole paid account/new layout thing tomorrow, I promise), I thought I'd make a quick post to answer some questions I've gotten a number of times over the past few days.

YES, I intend to continue writing in the Sherlock Holmes fandom. It is SUCH FUN--the characters are a blast, the people are a blast, and there's some really incredible fic out there. I am loving it. Currently on my plate are plans to write/finish this crazy grad student!Holmes AU, finish the fic I started with intent for it to be MY FIRST SH FIC (oooops), and continue filling the crazy awesome CRAZY AWESOME prompts at [ profile] shkinkmeme.

NO, this does not mean I am abandoning White Collar. YOU HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT TO GET RID OF ME, GUYS. I've got a big bang in the works, not to mention the remix, not to mention my Sweet Charity fic, not to mention the super sekkrit project with [ profile] augustbird, not to mention the capstone piece of the Captain Americaverse, NOT TO MENTION PIRATES. And for those of you going "Well, you say that now, but sometimes people get into new fandoms and abandon their old ones," I actually have proof: in the last three months, while I've been producing mad amounts of White Collar fic, I've also written nearly 30,000 words for Harry Potter.

For those of you few, hearty HP stragglers left on my flist, I hear what you are saying. You are saying "WTF WTF WFT, [ profile] gyzym, YOU ARE SO FULL OF LIES. We have sat patiently through months of dirty threesome porn based on a television show WE DON'T EVEN WATCH, and you have not posted a THING." Well, I see why you say that. But I have been writing! They've all been fest fics. One of those fests is revealing this week, and another one goes live today; when my fic is up there I should be able to link to it, if not actually post it. The last one doesn't do reveals for a few weeks yet. But: KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, HP PEOPLES. I AM NOT A LIAR, I SWEAR.

In conclusion: I am not going anywhere, everybody in every fandom. I will continue to be here, producing crazy works of craziness for you, for a long time yet :D
gyzym: (Default)
Things I Should Be Doing

-Finishing that fest fic that's due TOMORROW
-Finishing that pinch hit that's due on the 20th
-Finishing that term paper that's due next week
-Answering comments (which actually I WOULD be doing if the internet on campus didn't block NC-17 stories)
-Going over the truly awesome edits on my laaaaaast fest fic for awhile
-Reading my biology text
-Behaving like an adult
-Following the rules of basic decorum
-Drinking less iced tea

Things I Actually Am Doing

-Deciding I'm hungry enough to eat something and standing up to do it
-Realizing nothing available sounds appetizing and sitting back down
-Repeating this process ad nauseam (you'd think I'd learn)
-Watching White Collar episodes I have already seen multiple times
-Writing Neal/Peter pirate!AU fic (OMG PIRATES ARE SO MUCH FUN WHO KNEW THAT)
-Playing the silent flirting game with that guy in the corner
-Re-teaching myself to crochet
-Looking up recipes for coq au vin (anyone have one they swear by? It's one of those things I've never gotten around to making, but really want to try.)
-Picking out songs for the WC fanmix that is now more of a WC box set
-Thinking about what Draco Malfoy would do if you made him eat Burger King for a week
-Ditto Percy Weasley
-Ditto Neal Caffrey
-Playing with my Zippo and seriously annoying the librarian
-Accidentally mocking newspaper articles my friends wrote
-Considering potential pirate names for Mozzie (suggestions?)
-Laughing at my own jokes about parrots
-Waiting for Godot

Warn your children against the dangers of a limited attention span, folks. That's all I've got to say today.

Some recs!

Apr. 7th, 2010 09:02 pm
gyzym: (Default)
First, a WC rec. If you have not yet read [ profile] elrhiarhodan's fabulous, fabulous Neal/Peter story Wash the Sins Away, then IT IS TIME THAT YOU DO. She summarizes it like this: A conversation that Neal was prepared for, but one that Peter never wanted to have. I, on the other hand, summarize it thusly: utterly heartbreaking in some places and uplifting in others and HOT LIKE BURNING ALL OVER. And, just, wow. This piece tugs at your heartstrings like you would not believe, and deals with some rough topics, and it's all so deftly handled. WOW.

Also, a HP rec, for a fic that has gotten nowhere NEAR enough love. It's called Some Days are Diamonds (Some Days are Rocks). I think that it hasn't reached the readership that it could have because of the listed pairing, which is "variations on Charlie/James/Teddy" in the subject line. However, at its core, this is a Teddy/James story: a brilliantly written, compelling, convincing Teddy/James story. Even if you're not much for HP, try this out. SERIOUSLY. You will not regret it.

And now, back to frantically writing.
gyzym: (Glasses!)
All SOME of the madness is over. Certainly it has lessened. Oh, the ability to breathe easy. I love you, I worship you, I...

...slap you in the face by signing up for Sweet Charity? Ah, well, at least it's for a good cause.

For those of you who don't know (or who didn't click the link to their homepage above), Sweet Charity is a fandom auction; the proceeds of what is auctioned go to the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network, or RAINN. They're an incredible organization dedicated to the prevention of sexual assault. I'd sum them up, but their mission statement does it better:

The Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network is the nation's largest anti-sexual assault organization. RAINN operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1.800.656.HOPE and the National Sexual Assault Online Hotline at, and publicizes the hotline's free, confidential services; educates the public about sexual assault; and leads national efforts to prevent sexual assault, improve services to victims and ensure that rapists are brought to justice.

I am offering up both White Collar and Harry Potter fic, and there are a bunch of other fabulous folks offering up all kinds of goodies. Bidding starts at $5. IT'S A REALLY GOOD CAUSE, YOU GUYS. My post can be found here; browse around for a bit while you're there. It really is an amazing effort.

Sweet Charity banner

And, uh. That's all I got. But hi! I'm almost done with library!sex, so that should be up soon :D


[ETA: Um, I went back through and actually put in some proper information. And, uh, some promotional stuff that should have been in there the first time. And all the other stuff [ profile] hoosierbitch's post reminded me I needed.]
gyzym: (Neal: Modesty)
Ok. This is EASILY the weirdest thing I've ever written. [ profile] snegurochka_lee, this is ALL YOUR FAULT, and I'm sorry it's not...quite...what I thought it was going to be.

So, uh. Here you guys go.

Title: Yours for Mine
Fandom: Harry Potter/White Collar crossover
Rating: R
Pairings: Neal/Draco, Neal/Peter, Neal/Kate. Previous Harry/Draco and Draco/Astoria. Offscreen Harry/Ginny and Peter/El.
Warnings: Be warned! This is UNUSUAL.
Summary: You can't always get what you want, but there's nothing wrong with a decent copy.

Neal Caffrey wasn't an easily distracted man. )
gyzym: (Default)
Despite this week of White Collar obsession, I do still write HP fic! Oddly unhappy HP fic, apparently. I'm actually working on a number of other pieces in this fandom, but most of them are for fests/challenges/etc. It might be a little White Collar heavy up in here for a bit--fair warning. For those on my flist who enjoy the White Collar, there will be some up later.

And now, for your reading pleasure, here is Neville Longbottom smoking some pot.

Title: Five Places Neville Never Thought He'd Get High (And Did Anyway)
Rating: R to NC-17
Pairings: Neville/Ginny, Neville/Hannah Abbot, Neville/Teddy
Warnings: Um, drug use, specifically marijuana.
Summary: In which Neville Longbottom gets high in unexpected places.
Author's Note: [ profile] purple_chalk, I honest to god meant this to be an amusing, lighthearted, fun little ditty. It's, uh, not. Apologies. ALSO, I do not condone the use of illegal drugs in any way; this story is not meant to be read as tacit encouragement for the lighting up of a joint. Ok? Ok.

Neville is just starting to feel--something, a levity, tickling the edges of his brain and running through his veins, like dancing. )
gyzym: (Default)
Title Five Times Sirius Walked in On James and Lily (And One Time it Was Remus)
Rating Somewhere between R and NC-17, I think.
Summary I think you guys can figure it out :D

'Padfoot,' James said, and winced. 'Uh, would you possibly believe this isn't what it looks like?' )
gyzym: (Default)
Hey, uh, [ profile] woldy? Remember how, last year, I got you for [ profile] rs_small_gifts, and you gave me that awesome Adrienne Rich poem about silence as a prompt? And remember how I wrote you this, and you said you liked it, and that pleased me?

Well, uh, the thing is...that's actually the second response I wrote to that prompt. The first one was porn.

This is that porn.

Title: Let Us Be Silent, That We May Hear the Whispers of the Gods
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus Lupin doesn't want to hear it--not tomorrow and not yesterday, but certainly not right now.
Author's Note: So, yes, a belated gift for [ profile] woldy. Also, the title is a quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson. I don't own it or him, I don't own these characters, and I don't claim to. I mean, shit, I barely own dinner for tonight. Crossposted some places.

Remus doesn’t want to think about it, but it’s been awhile. )
gyzym: (Default)
Title: Left and Leaving
Characters: Sirius, Regulus
Rating: In terms of theme? G, probably. PG/PG-13 for language, I guess.
Wordcount: 1800, give or take.
Summary: Sirius spends the summer before Regulus’ sixth year outlining his brilliant plan for escape, which basically entails walking out one day and never, ever coming back.

The summer before Regulus's sixth year drags on and on... )
gyzym: (Sky)
Juuuust a fun little aside. A response to this, which [ profile] purple_chalk can yell at me for linking to if she feels like it.

Five Times Draco Malfoy Was Told He Looked Like Hell )
gyzym: (Default)
I'd just like to put it out there that [ profile] purple_chalk made me do this, and I blame her.

Title: Five Times Draco Malfoy Was Pushed Into a Pool
Rating: PG-13

'Malfoy, Potter said, 'you're looking a little washed out.' )

Title: Five Times Anthony Goldstein REALLY HATED Being the Only Jew at Hogwarts
Rating: PG
A/N: I myself am Jewish; I've always wondered about this.

Put on your yamaka... )

Title: Five Things Draco Wishes He'd Never Told Astoria
Rating: PG? PG-13?

That he cried in a bathroom that one time. )

Title: Five Times Scorpius Malfoy Seriously Underestimated His Parents (And One Time Albus Potter Did it For Him)
Rating: PG-13

The 'unbreakable' locking charm... )


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