gyzym: (TROPES IN YOUR TROPES)
So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am [livejournal.com profile] gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

Hawaii 5-0 )

Inception )

Sherlock Holmes )

White Collar )

Harry Potter )

Veronica Mars )

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother


Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:



On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

Tl;dr summary? I'M KIND OF FLAKY SOMETIMES, BUT I DO ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU ALL ♥
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Alright, guys. Most of you wanted this up now, so up it goes! For those of you who wanted me to wait and post it in parts when it's all finished, fear not--it's aaaaalmost done, and I know exactly where I'm going with it. It shouldn't be too long.

Also, a little bit of backstory: this was only supposed to be like 2,000 words long. [livejournal.com profile] wave_of_sorrow was seeking some sick!Holmes over at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme and I said ahahahaha I could write it in the TA!Holmes verse and she graciously allowed this perversion of her prompt and then...well. Uh. It became the sequel. Also, it became a Christmas fic in the middle of July! Written by a Jew! I'm so crazy, you guys. SOMEBODY STOP ME.

So, without further ado, the first of probably many sequel to History, Repeating Itself. This is the first part; the next will go up as soon as it is done. I'm not splitting this into chapters because I can't be arsed, but hopefully the whole thing doesn't pass 20,000 words. *Fingers crossed*

Title: Valley Winter Song (Part One)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Verse: TA!Holmes
Summary: In which John Watson discovers that life in hiding is not so lonely as it seems.
Author's Note: Yes, the title is a reference to a song by the band Fountains of Wayne. Yes, that band who wrote that Stacy's Mom song. Yes, I know that is mortifying--the truth is, it came on my iTunes shuffle when I was drafting the first part and the line "short days spent puttering around in a dark house with the windows painted shut" SO ACCURATELY described what I was trying to...you know what, there's no excuse. Just know that I had my reasons.

Valley Winter Song )
gyzym: (RDJ paint okey-doey)
HEY, PERSON WHO SENT ME THAT WAFFLE! IT'S ADORBS! IT LOOKS DELICIOUS! THANK YOOOOOOOOOU!!!

EVERYONE ELSE...UH. I AM WRITING THAT TA!HOLMES SEQUEL. IT'S 13,000 WORDS LONG SO FAR. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 2K. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. BUT I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT UP AT THE MEME AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ALREADY LONG ENOUGH THAT I'LL NEED TO SPLIT IT UP BECAUSE OF LENGTH LIMITS AND, SO, UH. I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

[Poll #1595945]
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
UPDATE: Just so y'all know, I have not abandoned the TA!Holmes question post. I have gotten some queries on the topic, so I figured I'd address it. I'm working on the sequel and so I'm waiting to answer the rest of the questions, because, um, I don't want to accidentally write myself into a corner and contradict myself. I don't think I would, as everything is pretty cemented, but it's a risk and so I'm waiting. But it's still open for business over there! Ask away, the boys will come around and answer you at some point.

Okay, and now a meme, because when [livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut and [livejournal.com profile] dire_redux both do something I feel obligated to attempt it for the sake of potential awesome.

On LiveJournal, we often think we're close, but really, we know less about each other than we like to think.

So I want you to ask me something you would like to know about me, something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about, or something you've always been curious about but have never asked, or something completely silly that you'd like me to answer for kicks.

No limits on the range of questions, either: ask me anything you want to know about, whether it's a fannish opinion or trivia about my real life or my thoughts on events in the offline world.
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Oh, look, a master post for That Fic. Probably should have done this ages ago, huh?

Please note, incidentally, that my main impetus for doing this is that [livejournal.com profile] speccygeekgrrl has done an AMAZING audiofic of the story. It, seriously, I think listening to it is a better experience than reading it. She brings so much emotion to the story and she captured everything I wanted to say and GAH, it is amazing. The audiofic can be found in its entirety here.

And now, a chapter index.

History, Repeating Itself )
Cheers, folks!
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Alright, folks. I am nursing The Little Hangover That Could, and it is a persistent little bitch, and I forgot about a big bang fic that's due in two days lolol, and so I am a little strung out. And I thought, what better way to cheer myself up then bring AU!Holmes and Watson out to play?

SO! Here's how this works. Comment with questions for AU!Holmes or AU!Watson or both of them, and they'll, um, answer you. It can be questions about the story itself, questions about their sex life, their childhoods, what they're up to now--whatever. You can ask Holmes about his favorite strain of cannabis, he has opinions galore. You can ask Watson about the crazy shit Holmes does when he has the flu, that's a whole series of crazy stories. You can ask about Miles and Irene, but they may be closed-mouthed on that in deference to this other story I'm writing, ahahahaha.

In short: ask away, dude! I'll be here, drinking water and popping Advil for eternity.
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
A brief note: THIS IS THE END, GUYS. All the chapters and anything I do in this 'verse can be found under my History Repeating Itself tag. I am planning to do some side stories, including the Miles/Irene story and maybe a companion piece/sequel to this from Holmes' POV. Also, there will be a post up at some point in the near future where you can ask Holmes and Watson questions and they'll, uh, answer you. So feel free to check that out. I posted mad, mad thanks over at the meme, and I will do a full acknowledgment here tomorrow when it's like, real people hours, but the concept bears repeating: SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS. YOU HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLE, YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE WITH YOUR COMMENTS, AND THIS ENTIRE THING IS BELONG YOU YOU <3

And now, onto the conclusion of this tale.

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Ten)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Violence, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, and Chapter Nine of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I have posted the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archived them on my journal. The work can be viewed in its entirety both here and at the meme.
Chapter Summary: John Watson concludes his story.

Chapter Ten: On Endings, Beginnings, and That Which Falls Somewhere In Between )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
ONLY ONE MORE CHAPTER TO GO, GUYS. It will be up tomorrow if it kills me.

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Nine)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Violence, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, and Chapter Eight of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson does what must be done.

Chapter Nine: On Doing the Impossible in the Name of Necessity )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
ARGH. Short chapter is again short, BUT I MAKE THE RULES OVER HERE. Or something. IDEK. I'm just trying to crank this out for you guys. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE FACT THAT THINGS SEEM TO BE TAKING LESS WORDS TO SAY IN THIS PART AND THE LAST ONE.

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Eight)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, and Chapter Seven of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson solves a puzzle and breaks down.

Chapter Eight: On The Compelling Power of Disaster )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Short chapter is short! But I thought it over and realized this part needed to end here. I'm going to try to have more up for you guys tonight :D

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Seven)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, and Chapter Six of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson discovers at least part of the truth, loses a cell phone and starts a fight.

Chapter Seven: On Ignorance Being Something Less Than Bliss )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Six)
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, and Chapter Five of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson can't sleep, has vivid dreams, makes a mistake and gets his ass handed to him.

Chapter Six: On Paying Better Attention to the Meanings of Dreams )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Five)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Angst, mental health issues (this part). In general, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three and Chapter Four of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson locates copious amounts of chalk, accepts an invitation, and learns more than he expected to--but less than he could have--about his roommate.

Chapter Five: On the Delicate Nature of A Man on the Brink )
gyzym: (Default)
HI EVERYBODY.

Today I am 21, and I take a break from your regularly scheduled madness to point you towards something amazing. I meant to point you there last night, but alas, I posted that chapter of the grad student AU while running out the door to get my midnight drink, and failed.

HOWEVER HERE I AM, PIMPING THIS OUT FOR ALL IT IS WORTH:

[livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut DREW HOLMES POURING THE VODKA INTO WATSON'S MOUTH AND HOLMES IN THE SNUGGIE. BECAUSE SHE IS A GODDESS. AND SERIOUSLY, ALSO, A GODDESS.

They are beautiful. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. GO LOOK!!
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Four)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two and Chapter Three of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson goes camping and makes a declaration.

Chapter Four: On the Oddly Revelatory Nature of Wooded Areas )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Three)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: PTSD, vivid war imagery, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One and Chapter Two of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson goes several places he doesn't wish to go, makes a new friend, lives a nightmare and comes to a realization.

Chapter Three: On the Occasional Merits of the Insane--Dangers and Benefits )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Two)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson observes his new roommate in his natural habitat, falls victim to some decidedly unwelcome dreams, and really needs a fucking beer.

Chapter Two: On The Pitfalls of Observing Insanity Once Escape Is No Longer Possible )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Ahahaha. So, um, this one time someone posted a request on [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme for an AU where Holmes was a chemistry grad student. And what I *intended* to do was write a little fill, maybe 2 or 3 parts.

And what I actually did was start what is clearly a multi-chapter slow-build Holmes/Watson modern AU story.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO WHAT I DO, GUYS. I AM BEYOND HELP.

Anyway. I'm going to keep posting there, but every complete chapter will go up on my journal. And so...here is the first one!

Title: History, Repeating Itself
Rating: R
Pairing: Eventual Holmes/Watson, currently gen/pre-slash
Warnings: Marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None to speak of.
Author's Notes: Again, this is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story. Also? I am a liberal arts student. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SCIENCE. The details of Holmes' thesis are credited to the brilliant [livejournal.com profile] augustbird; anything ridiculous and implausible is my fault. Mine, and mine alone.
Chapter Summary: John Watson is a med student, a war veteran, and, by and large, a fairly sensible person. He had every chance to run.

Chapter One: On The Virtues of Noticing Insanity Whilst Escape is Possible. )

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