gyzym: (THIS CLAM THINKS I AM TOO HAPPY)
DFJSDLFHJDKFHDSJKLFHDSKFSD

SFHJSDKFHJSDKFHDSJKFHSDJFKSD

I WILL BE BACK TO DO A REAL POST LATER BUT DSFHSDJKFHSDFJJDSKF

[livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut DID HAWAII 5-0 ART


FDFJKHSFJKSDF THE OTHER DAY, I SAID WALNUTTTTT, DANNY/STEVE ARRRRRRRT, AND SHE SAID WHAT KIND OF ART, AND I SAID HEY, LOOK, I WOULD BE HAPPY IF YOU DREW THEM WATCHING PAINT DRY, OKAY, THAT IS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR ART, AND SO

SHE

DREW

THEM

WATCHING

PAINT

DRY

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY MY DAY, MY DAY IS MADE, MY DAY IS SO MADE, MY WEEK AND MONTH AND YEAR ARE MADE, WALNUT I KNOW YOU ARE STARING AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN IN ABJECT HORROR AT THIS POST AND I AM SORRY, BUT MY GLEE, IT SPANS WORLDS. WORLDS. DANNY'S ARM IS ON STEVE'S LEG OH MY GOD THE SANDWICHES OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE OF HAPPINESS RIGHT HERE IN THIS CHAIR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

SEE THAT CLAM IN MY ICON? YEAH, THAT CLAM WAS NOT ONLY A HAPPY CLAM, IT WAS HAPPY AS A CLAM, BUT NOW IT'S LOOKING AT ME AND MAKING THAT FACE AND SAYING "CHRIST, I THOUGHT I KNEW FROM HAPPY, BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, THAT BITCH IS HAPPY AS FUCK." HFDSJFHSDJKFHSDKJFHSDJKFHDSJKFHS ♥ ♥ ♥ !!!!!!!!!
gyzym: (Cardinal (Ohio))
RIGHT SO FIRST: INCEPTION FEN. INCEPTION FEN. LISTEN UP.

Okay, I know I rec [livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut's art like, all the fucking time, like every time she posts art, I know I do that, I really do. I AM AWARE. But the thing is I do it because it is, every time, blow the fuck away good, and oh my god, you guys. She is doing an art WIP (an ART WIP!!!) over at the kinkmeme where Arthur & Eames are fellow commuters on the Metro North and, you guys, Jesus Christ. Look, I know fuck-all about art aside from WOW THAT'S SO GORGEOUS DJHASFJKSDF but the thing I always love love love about Walnut's art is how goddamn real it feels, her use of color to set the mood, this vivid expansive beyond-what-I-can-articulate scene she manages to build. Even if you are not in Inception fandom and this, to you, would be two random dudes on a train, GO LOOK. THEY WILL BE THE MOST BREATHTAKING TWO DUDES ON A TRAIN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

/embarrassing Walnut (SORRY NUT, I CANNOT CONTAIN MY LOVE AT ALL).

And, ahahaha, okay, second: so, when I first started posting fanfiction, I said to myself, "Jizz. Jizz. You can feel free to pound out whatever nonsense you like, so long as--and this is very important--you never write fic set in or around Cleveland, Ohio." This is for a lot of reasons, the predominant one being that I grew up/live here and thus have deep fear of self insert, though there's also the fear that my unlikely but undeniable love for this place will grip me so furiously that I'll never be able to set anything anywhere else ever again. Whatever the reason, "Don't write fic about Ohio" has been the "TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP" of my fanfiction career, and I have observed the rule faithfully.

But, see, tonight [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon posted this vid about Michigan and, because I grew up in Ohio, Michigan makes me think of University of Michigan makes me think of Muck Fichigan makes me think of the Ohio State Buckeyes makes me think of buckeye candy makes me think of my childhood makes me think of home, and so my brain...went there. It went there, and to continue the Aladdin analogy this idea is like that giant ruby and I am Abu and somewhere my common sense is screaming NO YOU ASSHOLE TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP DO NOT WRITE FIC ABOUT OHIO, but I. I can't help myself.


What is happening to me right now. For serious.


So under the cut are some random context-free snippets of Danny and Steve in Northeast Ohio because of [plot device I haven't worked out], in the hopes that it will get the fuck out of my system. This is not fanfiction, it is 1500 words of fucking about on the internet. THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. I'M NOT TOUCHING THE LAMP. IF I DON'T GIVE IT A TITLE IT'S NOT REAL. Oh god.

Pumpkin picking, a Browns game, a sleepy drive, a thunderstorm, and a cardinal. )
gyzym: (Flowery neck)
Ugh, you guys, my work schedule is SO WEIRD THIS WEEK. So weird.

But here is that bag meme everyone is doing, mostly because [livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut has like, incepted me into doing it, I think. Possibly not even on purpose, it's hard to tell, she is a nefarious Nut.

I just spent like a minute trying to get the +/= button on my keyboard to produce a quotation mark for this cut. I THINK I WILL GO GET SOME COFFEE AFTER THIS. )
gyzym: (Default)
STOP THE PRESSES WALNUT POSTED INCEPTION ART AGAIN

SERIOUSLY GUYS. GO GO GO. ARTHUR IS WEARING EAMES' PAISLEY SHIRT. EAMES IS DRINKING TEA NOT COFFEE. THEY ARE ALL DOMESTIC AND SLEEPY AND MORNING-ISH AND IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER.

SERIOUSLY I DON'T EVEN. [livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut I WILL SING YOUR PRAISES FOR THE REST OF MY DAAAAAYS.
gyzym: (jesus christ eames why you gotta be so f)
THIS JUST IN: THE MOST EXCELLENT [livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut, ARTISTE EXTRAORDINAIRE, FUCKING GODDESS OF ALL THINGS COLORFUL & ALSO MY SOUL, THE ARTHUR TO MY EAMES, ETC, HAS DRAWN INCEPTION ART FOR ME BECAUSE SHE IS SUCH A BAMF.

AND YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. WHEN I SAID "OH MY GOD I WANT TO SEE EAMES WEARING SOMETHING RIDICULOUS" I COULD NOT HAVE EVER IMAGINED EVER THAT THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING SO ABSOLUTELY SHIT-GRIN BRILLIANT, EVEN FROM THE CAPTAIN OF ALL THINGS BRILLIANT HERSELF, BECAUSE WHO KNEW THIS KIND OF BRILLIANCE EVEN EXISTED. EAMES IS WEARING LIME GREEN PANTS, YOU GUYS. ARTHUR LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO CHOKE OUT ON RESTRAINED HORROR. I, FOR SERIOUS, CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT IT.

TRUST ME, YOU WANT TO GO TO THERE. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I LINKED IT AGAIN. NOW CLICK ON IT BITCHES CLICKKKKKKKK

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