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Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Three)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: PTSD, vivid war imagery, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One and Chapter Two of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson goes several places he doesn't wish to go, makes a new friend, lives a nightmare and comes to a realization.

Chapter Three: On the Occasional Merits of the Insane--Dangers and Benefits )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Two)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson observes his new roommate in his natural habitat, falls victim to some decidedly unwelcome dreams, and really needs a fucking beer.

Chapter Two: On The Pitfalls of Observing Insanity Once Escape Is No Longer Possible )
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SHIT. Can someone doing remixredux pleeeeease contact them for me and let them know it'll be in by 6 today? I just realized I passed out last nigt without sending it and fuuuuuuck I'm at work now and don't have access to it fuuuuuuck.

In conclusion, fuuuuuuck. But my weekend was awesome even if I do have the be all and end all of hangovers. I'm gonna go...do...something now.

OH AND ALSO [livejournal.com profile] dire_redux I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO APOLOGIZE PUBLICALLY FOR MY RIDICULOUS ACTIONS, THEY WERE RIDICULOUS.

Fuuuuuuck.

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Oh but for a way to write fanfic while working. So many ideas, so much computer access, so little privacy.

Entertain me, oh flist! What are you up to? What are you working on? What would you like to see me produce (and don't say more pirates, I'm trying). What is RDJ up to? Etc, etc, lest the boredom actually render me lifeless.

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iPhone

May. 11th, 2010 06:14 pm
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Ahahaha! I bought an iPhone. Now, those of you who have spoken to me on this topic know that I have long resisted doing so, largely because I think the people at AT&T are asshats. But today my Verizon phone died and the people there were BIGGER asshats, and I figured to hell with it. If I'm going to have to deal with asshats anyway, might as well do it with some Apple tech.

And oh my god, you guys, it was so worth it. This thing is UNBELIEVABLE. It knows where I am. It knows what I want. It has already put asshat in my predictive text. Woooo!

In conclusion, the RDJ tag on this post is a lie. Robert Downey Jr., this is not your fault. That tag is just my favorite.

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gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Ahahaha. So, um, this one time someone posted a request on [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme for an AU where Holmes was a chemistry grad student. And what I *intended* to do was write a little fill, maybe 2 or 3 parts.

And what I actually did was start what is clearly a multi-chapter slow-build Holmes/Watson modern AU story.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO WHAT I DO, GUYS. I AM BEYOND HELP.

Anyway. I'm going to keep posting there, but every complete chapter will go up on my journal. And so...here is the first one!

Title: History, Repeating Itself
Rating: R
Pairing: Eventual Holmes/Watson, currently gen/pre-slash
Warnings: Marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None to speak of.
Author's Notes: Again, this is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story. Also? I am a liberal arts student. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SCIENCE. The details of Holmes' thesis are credited to the brilliant [livejournal.com profile] augustbird; anything ridiculous and implausible is my fault. Mine, and mine alone.
Chapter Summary: John Watson is a med student, a war veteran, and, by and large, a fairly sensible person. He had every chance to run.

Chapter One: On The Virtues of Noticing Insanity Whilst Escape is Possible. )
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Dear Campus Internet,

Look, I promise not to READ that porn I wrote last night. I just want to answer the awesome comments people left for me. They made my Monday so much better, Campus Internet; I just want to say thanks, NO PORN INVOLVED. If I decide to read the porn, I will pull up the copy I saved on my hard drive. Or, you know, REMEMBER WRITING IT.

Sdfkskdmdk,
Me

--

Dear Stomach,

Now you're hungry? Now? We drove past 15 decent places to get food on the way here and you were all "No, no no, don't even think about it, that is a horrifyingly bad idea." Now my options are cafeteria food and vending machine fare, so you are just going to have to wait.

I hope this teaches you a lesson about the consequences of being a whiny bitch.

This is indeed what my middle finger looks like,
Me

--

Dear Professor,

I cannot tell you how irritating I find it that you make attendance for this class compulsory when ALL YOU DO is read the online book notes word for fucking word. So no, I don't feel guilty about using your class to read and write fanfiction. In fact, it is your fault.

Try some original content,
Me

--

Dear Sherlock Holmes,

WOW, YOU REALLY MAKE A MESS OF THINGS WHEN YOU MOVE INTO SOMEONE'S BRAIN, DON'T YOU. It's pretty adorable, actually. Don't stop.

I love you allllmost as much as Watson does,
Me

--

Dear Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and [livejournal.com profile] niagarawoman,

Okay, guys. I work at a law office. At law offices, there are documents called requests for proposal, abbreviated to RFPs. Today, I was told that I get the lovely task of editing, reformatting and processing an entire host of these things. This in and of itself is not a problem; I am more than happy to do the job for which they pay me.

NO, THE PROBLEM IS HOW MANY QUESTIONS I ASKED MY BOSSES TODAY ABOUT RPF BY MISTAKE. Thank god they don't know what that means; I nearly died of embarrassment the first time and then COULD NOT STOP DOING IT. ARGH.

...But reading that story was still totally worth it,
Me
gyzym: (POOOOOOOOORN)
Hahahaha. So remember how I said that I was finishing that fic I posted a snippet of?

Yes, well. Somehow, along the way, I got distracted by porn. I know, isn't it SHOCKING? Because, ahahaha, I never do that. Ever. Nope.

...Oops?

Oh hai White Collar and Harry Potter peoples; I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS DEVIATION, I AM NOT ABANDONING YOU FOR STEAMPUNKY LOVE I PROMISE. I'm just, uh. You know. Polyfannish? That's a thing, right?

Title: Things That Bear Repeating
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Anal sex, fingering. You know, the usual.
Author's Note: A fill for a prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; OP wanted nearly drowned Holmes, Watson saving/resuscitating him, and Watson with a bit of a thing for Holmes all wet. Also, WOO, THESE GUYS ARE FUN TO WRITE.
Summary: When Holmes risks his life (again) and nearly dies (again), Watson decides enough is just about enough.

Really, it's not all that surprising when Holmes falls in the river. )

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