gyzym: (TROPES IN YOUR TROPES)
So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am [livejournal.com profile] gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

Hawaii 5-0 )

Inception )

Sherlock Holmes )

White Collar )

Harry Potter )

Veronica Mars )

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother


Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:



On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

Tl;dr summary? I'M KIND OF FLAKY SOMETIMES, BUT I DO ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU ALL ♥
gyzym: (Open road)
Ahahahaha oh my god, it's a WIP titles meme, totally ganked from [livejournal.com profile] sorrynotsorry et al. THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT MY WRITING PROCESS: to wit, that it is a mess. These are actual titles of actual documents, and I actually know what (almost) all of them mean. Also, enough of them contain parentheses--in the RIDICULOUS DOC TITLES THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY FIC TITLES--that I had to differentiate my comments by putting them in brackets. In conclusion, fml fml fml.

Seriously, this is solid proof that I'm out of my mind )

TO SUM UP: run from me now, I am obviously not good for anyone's health, least of all my own, and oh god please do not hold me to producing any of these, the end.
gyzym: (Red house)
So, uh, before I do anything else, I have AN ENTHUSIASTIC REC. The truly incredible [livejournal.com profile] wandrinparakeet did a fanmix for the domesticverse, and, just, YOU GUYS. This fanmix is just like. jdfdskf AMONG OTHER THINGS, ABOUT HALF OF THE SONGS ARE ON MY *PERSONAL* SOUNDTRACK FOR THAT VERSE, and the rest of them are INCREDIBLE, I've listened to nothing but this mix all day. I am just so flattered and so floored, and it really is some fabulous music, and she did gorgeous liner notes to go with and I am just. I AM A BALL OF LOVE. Trust me, GO DOWNLOAD IT.

And now for some information that I found extremely jarring, and some thinky thoughts about it!

The Year in Fic Meme! )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Oh, look, a master post for That Fic. Probably should have done this ages ago, huh?

Please note, incidentally, that my main impetus for doing this is that [livejournal.com profile] speccygeekgrrl has done an AMAZING audiofic of the story. It, seriously, I think listening to it is a better experience than reading it. She brings so much emotion to the story and she captured everything I wanted to say and GAH, it is amazing. The audiofic can be found in its entirety here.

And now, a chapter index.

History, Repeating Itself )
Cheers, folks!
gyzym: (Default)
Oh, look, here's the other fic I meant to post last night. I AM A POSTING MESS THESE DAYS YOU GUYS. A POSTING MESS.

Title: An Unworthy Opponent
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1795
Author's Note: Written as a fill at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme, where jealous!Watson was sought.
Summary: Holmes' newest client is, in Watson's view, decidedly less than ideal.

An Unworthy Opponent )
gyzym: (Jude is concerned)
HI, GUYS. APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR POSTING MULTIPLE ENTRIES AT ONCE, I KIND OF FORGOT TO POST THE FICS I WROTE FOR THE KINK MEME LAST WEEK.

Everyone waiting on answers to your TA!Holmes & Waston questions: they're coming! The boys got distracted. It's really nice being able go out again, according to Holmes. Watson says he misses avoiding the clubs, but then he looks at Holmes like he's the only one in the room, so I don't think he's serious.

OKAY. FIC ONE.

Title: Martyrdom of Pin Pricks
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 3399
Warnings: Rimming. Anal sex. Holmes falling into the Thames again, because I love to soak that man and I cannot help myself.
Author's Note: A fill over at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme, where [livejournal.com profile] mothergoddamn was having the kind of atrocious day that is just a conglomeration of a thousand little things. She wanted Holmes suffering the same and Watson helping him work it out. Uh, over the arm of the settee. What could I do but oblige?
Summary: Holmes has one of those days, and Watson has a solution.

Martyrdom of Pin Pricks )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Alright, folks. I am nursing The Little Hangover That Could, and it is a persistent little bitch, and I forgot about a big bang fic that's due in two days lolol, and so I am a little strung out. And I thought, what better way to cheer myself up then bring AU!Holmes and Watson out to play?

SO! Here's how this works. Comment with questions for AU!Holmes or AU!Watson or both of them, and they'll, um, answer you. It can be questions about the story itself, questions about their sex life, their childhoods, what they're up to now--whatever. You can ask Holmes about his favorite strain of cannabis, he has opinions galore. You can ask Watson about the crazy shit Holmes does when he has the flu, that's a whole series of crazy stories. You can ask about Miles and Irene, but they may be closed-mouthed on that in deference to this other story I'm writing, ahahahaha.

In short: ask away, dude! I'll be here, drinking water and popping Advil for eternity.
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
A brief note: THIS IS THE END, GUYS. All the chapters and anything I do in this 'verse can be found under my History Repeating Itself tag. I am planning to do some side stories, including the Miles/Irene story and maybe a companion piece/sequel to this from Holmes' POV. Also, there will be a post up at some point in the near future where you can ask Holmes and Watson questions and they'll, uh, answer you. So feel free to check that out. I posted mad, mad thanks over at the meme, and I will do a full acknowledgment here tomorrow when it's like, real people hours, but the concept bears repeating: SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS. YOU HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLE, YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE WITH YOUR COMMENTS, AND THIS ENTIRE THING IS BELONG YOU YOU <3

And now, onto the conclusion of this tale.

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Ten)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Violence, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, and Chapter Nine of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I have posted the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archived them on my journal. The work can be viewed in its entirety both here and at the meme.
Chapter Summary: John Watson concludes his story.

Chapter Ten: On Endings, Beginnings, and That Which Falls Somewhere In Between )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
ONLY ONE MORE CHAPTER TO GO, GUYS. It will be up tomorrow if it kills me.

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Nine)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Violence, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, and Chapter Eight of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson does what must be done.

Chapter Nine: On Doing the Impossible in the Name of Necessity )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
ARGH. Short chapter is again short, BUT I MAKE THE RULES OVER HERE. Or something. IDEK. I'm just trying to crank this out for you guys. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE FACT THAT THINGS SEEM TO BE TAKING LESS WORDS TO SAY IN THIS PART AND THE LAST ONE.

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Eight)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, and Chapter Seven of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson solves a puzzle and breaks down.

Chapter Eight: On The Compelling Power of Disaster )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Short chapter is short! But I thought it over and realized this part needed to end here. I'm going to try to have more up for you guys tonight :D

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Seven)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, and Chapter Six of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson discovers at least part of the truth, loses a cell phone and starts a fight.

Chapter Seven: On Ignorance Being Something Less Than Bliss )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Six)
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, and Chapter Five of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson can't sleep, has vivid dreams, makes a mistake and gets his ass handed to him.

Chapter Six: On Paying Better Attention to the Meanings of Dreams )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Five)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Angst, mental health issues (this part). In general, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language.
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three and Chapter Four of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson locates copious amounts of chalk, accepts an invitation, and learns more than he expected to--but less than he could have--about his roommate.

Chapter Five: On the Delicate Nature of A Man on the Brink )
gyzym: (Default)
HI EVERYBODY.

Today I am 21, and I take a break from your regularly scheduled madness to point you towards something amazing. I meant to point you there last night, but alas, I posted that chapter of the grad student AU while running out the door to get my midnight drink, and failed.

HOWEVER HERE I AM, PIMPING THIS OUT FOR ALL IT IS WORTH:

[livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut DREW HOLMES POURING THE VODKA INTO WATSON'S MOUTH AND HOLMES IN THE SNUGGIE. BECAUSE SHE IS A GODDESS. AND SERIOUSLY, ALSO, A GODDESS.

They are beautiful. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. GO LOOK!!
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Four)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One, Chapter Two and Chapter Three of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson goes camping and makes a declaration.

Chapter Four: On the Oddly Revelatory Nature of Wooded Areas )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Three)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: PTSD, vivid war imagery, alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One and Chapter Two of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson goes several places he doesn't wish to go, makes a new friend, lives a nightmare and comes to a realization.

Chapter Three: On the Occasional Merits of the Insane--Dangers and Benefits )
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Two)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story.
Chapter Summary: John Watson observes his new roommate in his natural habitat, falls victim to some decidedly unwelcome dreams, and really needs a fucking beer.

Chapter Two: On The Pitfalls of Observing Insanity Once Escape Is No Longer Possible )
gyzym: (Default)
I AM SORRY FOR POSTING SO MUCH TODAY, YOU GUYS. I swear I'm done now.

Also, ahahaha. This is the fic I started to get myself into the Holmes fandom, and then NEVER FINISHED. But now it's done, a month later. Oops?

ETA: What the hell, LJ? Apologies for the wonky layout issues, my code appears to be down.

Title:A Measure of Honesty (Or, Four Times Holmes Almost Lied to Watson and One Time He Told The Truth)
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Rating: R
Summary: Honesty, as it happens, is all relative.

A Measure of Honesty )

DVD meme!

May. 11th, 2010 08:56 pm
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Look at me, stealing this idea from everyone ever! But whatever, it's cool.

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written [and include a link to the story], and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet...

All my fic can be found at my masterlist/header post, except for the first installment of that H/W grad student fic, which is here and may not go up on the masterlist until it's a complete work.

Okay: go!
gyzym: (RDJ's smirk WILL GET YOU PREGNANT)
Ahahaha. So, um, this one time someone posted a request on [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme for an AU where Holmes was a chemistry grad student. And what I *intended* to do was write a little fill, maybe 2 or 3 parts.

And what I actually did was start what is clearly a multi-chapter slow-build Holmes/Watson modern AU story.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO WHAT I DO, GUYS. I AM BEYOND HELP.

Anyway. I'm going to keep posting there, but every complete chapter will go up on my journal. And so...here is the first one!

Title: History, Repeating Itself
Rating: R
Pairing: Eventual Holmes/Watson, currently gen/pre-slash
Warnings: Marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None to speak of.
Author's Notes: Again, this is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at [livejournal.com profile] shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found here. I will continue posting the chapters bit-by-bit there and then archiving them on my journal for the duration of this story. Also? I am a liberal arts student. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SCIENCE. The details of Holmes' thesis are credited to the brilliant [livejournal.com profile] augustbird; anything ridiculous and implausible is my fault. Mine, and mine alone.
Chapter Summary: John Watson is a med student, a war veteran, and, by and large, a fairly sensible person. He had every chance to run.

Chapter One: On The Virtues of Noticing Insanity Whilst Escape is Possible. )

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