Oh my god I am not alone. It's just--I just--I paint my nails, and each and every time I promise myself I won't do that; I'll let the polish stay on for as long as possible and only when the chipping and flaking is really obvious will I take it off, at which point I will do it with nail polish remover, because peeling it off sometimes results in a bit of nail being taken off with it, which isn't good, so.
...and then about two or three days later I'll feel the edge of the polish catch on my hair just a little bit while I'm washing my hair and that's it; I'm standing there and peeling the polish all off in long strips D=