Oh god, I'm rolling in this fic. I'm trying to restrain myself from quoting things because it'd be every third line or so.

Your Danny voice is so good!

Dating had never been part of the equation.

That's because your dates involved busting into places and beating people up! Sometimes on bikes!

"The real question," Danny says, "is why you don't know that Sondheim wrote Into the Woods."

Wait, how can they hate Into the Woods?!
. . . man, that may be the gayest thing I've ever said.