TZATZIKI SAUCE???? I mean, I totally can't eat tzatziki sauce because dairy, but I make it for other people all the time and everyone says it is a delicious foodstuff. SO MAYBE YOU CAN REPRODUCE IT AND MOVE AFTER ALL :D

CONVERSATION I MEANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT W/ BURRITO LAST NIGHT, BTW:

Burrito: Is the Boston Aquarium the biggest one in the country?
Me: I've got...no idea, actually. I think there's a bigger one in Atlanta, but I'm not sure.
Burrito: Atlanta, Georgia?
Me: Yeah.
Burrito: Oh, well. Everything's bigger in Georgia.