And he'll be dragging Eames along because he needs someone sane there to give emotional support, and Eames goes into it with all the dread of, well. A bloke going to meet his signicant other's eccentric family, but as it turns out. Eames completely loves Arthur's craz family and Arthur's grandma is all "LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN OF ARTHUR'S HE SAYS HE'S AN ACTOR I WONDER IF HE COULD GET ME BOB BARKER'S AUTOGRAPH"

And his Mother is all like, "YOU SHOULD REPRODUCE, YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING" and Arthur is all "MOM I DO NOT HAVE LADY-PARTS" and she's all "I HEAR ADOPTION IS ALL THE RAGE THESE DAYS I WANT GRANDCHILDREN"

And his Dad is sagely nodding in the background and Eames has this gleam in his eye.


And Arthur is like, "FML".