I KNOW, RIGHT? I GOT REALLY SHITTY WITH HIM LAST WEEKEND BECAUSE HE STILL REFUSES TO LIKE DUNK. WHY WOULDN'T YOU LIKE DUCK I SAID AND HE WAS ALL BAAAAWWWWW IT'S THIS AND THAT AND WHATEVER AND I WAS LIKE, SHUT UP DAD, YOU WERE SAD BECAUSE YOU NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TRY GUINEA PIG IN ECUADOR, SO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ADVERSE TO TRYING NEW STUFF.
NO, REALLY, I CAN'T COOK. I CAN'T EVEN COOK SAUSAGES. IT'S A FUCKING TRAVESTY, MATE.
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NO, REALLY, I CAN'T COOK. I CAN'T EVEN COOK SAUSAGES. IT'S A FUCKING TRAVESTY, MATE.