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Wow, I am posting more than usual today
Dear iTunes,
Um, it's not that I don't appreciate what you're getting at, but "Low Rider" is not appropriate for Holmes/Watson porn. It's just not.
I see what you did there,
Me
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Dear Holmes,
STOP DITHERING ABOUT AND GET WATSON'S COCK IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY. I know you're brilliant and verbose and everything but HURRY IT UP.
Please to be making with the whoopie,
Me
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Dear Everyone Who Asked for A Sequel to That River Fic,
YOU ASKED AND I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING SURE YOU RECEIVE. See above in reference to the delay.
It's coming I swear YOU ARE ALL AWESOME,
Me
Um, it's not that I don't appreciate what you're getting at, but "Low Rider" is not appropriate for Holmes/Watson porn. It's just not.
I see what you did there,
Me
--
Dear Holmes,
STOP DITHERING ABOUT AND GET WATSON'S COCK IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY. I know you're brilliant and verbose and everything but HURRY IT UP.
Please to be making with the whoopie,
Me
--
Dear Everyone Who Asked for A Sequel to That River Fic,
YOU ASKED AND I AM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING SURE YOU RECEIVE. See above in reference to the delay.
It's coming I swear YOU ARE ALL AWESOME,
Me