gyzym: (T.Hard w/ cig and skepticism)
gyzym ([personal profile] gyzym) wrote2010-12-02 04:07 pm

some things in no particular order:

1. Ahahahahahaha, so I woke up this morning to SEVENTY FIVE EMAILS from various points in the last week because apparently Gmail hates me, so if I owe you a comment response/email, I AM SUPER DUPER SORRY, I WILL GET ON THAT STAT.

2. APOLOGIES FOR HOW I LIGHTWEIGHT VANISHED, I WAS ILL AND THEN I WAS...ER...LAZY AND ILL? BUT I AM BACK NOW.

3. I've pretty much spent the last week mainlining Psych, largely because jdfnjdkfhdjskf James Roday. His face! His hilarity! His perfectly pronounced Spanish, Jesus fucking Christ. And, also, hello Dule Hill, I have missed you and your gorgeousness desperately since I crushed on you during The West Wing (which, I mean, seriously, that show as a young teen, do not even get me started--it was all, "Bradley Whitford! Rob Lowe! Dule Hill!" and I was all, "I am not even quite old enough to understand the wish to be in my bunk, but...but I think that's where I want to be"). Do not worry, though, Inception still holds my heart; I am currently writing one Psych fic and, um, I believe 15 Inception ones, so have no fear.

However, for the record, it's not like you can blame me, because these men? VERY ATTRACTIVE.





4. OH MY GOD I AM SO BEHIND ON FIC WRITING MY MUSES WERE ASLEEP ALL WEEK BECAUSE I WAS SICK AND GROSS AND NOW I FEEL BETTER AND AM BACK IN MY COFFEESHOP AND GOING OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHINGGGGGGGG OH MY FUCKING GOD, SO, YOU KNOW, THERE IS THAT.

5. Happy Chanukah, fellow Jews on my flist! Happy first week of December, everybody else! ALL THE HEARTS FOR YOU GUYS. ALL OF THEM. ♥ ♥ ♥

6. EDITED TO ADD: I HAVE JUST REALIZED THAT BETWEEN MY ICON, MY MOODTHEME, AND THESE PICTURES, THIS POST FEATURES PHOTOS OF TOM HARDY, JGL, DULE HILL AND JAMES RODAY. CLEARLY THIS SHOULD BE MY NEW GOAL IN EVERY POST.

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The inside of my brain is--er. REALLY IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE FOCUSING ON ONE THING AT A TIME, NANCE, IT'S NOT THRILLING, IT'S ACTUALLY VERY TRAGIC, ALL THE STRANGE THOUGHTS MOLDERING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAINSPACE.

Yesterday I thought the elevator was haunting me. Trufax.

RIGHT? RIGHT? AREN'T THEY STUNNING?

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ELEVATORS ARE EVIL.

The other day the elevator stopped when I was the only person in it, and all the lights went out, and I stood there and thought about how I was going to have to eat my own arm to survive.

It started working again in a minute or so, so I did not have an arm feast, alas. I'm sure I would have been very tasty.

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE. DUDE.

I was in my parking garage, right, paying the machine so I could go to my car and the elevator just...opened. NO ONE WAS THERE, NO ONE PRESSED THE BUTTON, IT JUST OPENED BY ITSELF, AND THEN IT STAYED OPEN LIKE IT WANTED TO FUCKING EAT ME AND THEN, OMINOUSLY, THE DOORS CLOSED AND THEN HALF OPENED AND CLOSED AGAIN.

...AND THEN I TOOK THE STAIRS.

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS A WISE DECISION.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD EXORCISE THE ELEVATOR THOUGH, JUST IN CASE.

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW WOULD ONE GO ABOUT EXORCISING AN ELEVATOR? INQUIRING MINDS, NANCE.

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
SPRINKLE IT WITH SALT AND CHANT IN OMINOUS LANGUAGE OF YOUR CHOICE. IF THAT DOES NOT WORK, SEND IN [livejournal.com profile] butterflythread TO TURN NASTY GHOSTS INTO SEXY PERVY GHOSTS.

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT THE ONLY LANGUAGE I KNOW WELL ENOUGH TO CHANT IN OTHER THAN ENGLISH IS HEBREW AND I DO NOT FEEL LIKE THE V'AHAVTA IS GOING TO SCARE OFF ANY ANGRY SPIRITS.

IT WILL HAVE TO BE [livejournal.com profile] butterflythread. WHO YOU GONNA CALL? [livejournal.com profile] butterflythread.