gyzym: (John Stewart facepalm)
gyzym ([personal profile] gyzym) wrote2011-03-19 12:18 am

on the plus side, at least I get to use my "open apology to chicken wings everywhere" tag again

Burro and my father on the topic of going down to the Q and watching March Madness basketball live and in person for twelve solid hours:

My Father: Too much basketball. Tooooo muchhhhh basketballllll.
Burro: All of my senses are tingling with basketball.
My Father: Touch, sight, taste--
Burro: Smell. I can smell the basketball.
My Father: All the other senses.
Me: You named them all except for hearing, guys.
Burro: Look, I have sixth and seventh senses I don't even know about, okay, and all of them are overwhelmed by basketball. My basketball sense had too much basketball.
My Father: I feel like I'm never going to say anything but basketball ever again.
Me: You seriously felt it necessary to spend your drive home telling me this? Right now? We're having breakfast together in like eight hours.
Burro: That is less time than we spent with the basketball. That's four hours less. Than basketball time.
Me: I told you guys it was crazy to spend the whole day down there.
My Father: Nobody knows the trouble we've seen.
Burro: Nobody knows the chicken wings we've eaten.
My Father: He meant our sorrow. Our chicken wing sorrow. Even the chicken wings tasted like basketball, oh god.
Burro: Hey, turn the radio up, I want to check the score on the Georgetown game.

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YOU WOULD MAKE FUNGUS JOKES IF YOU COULD

[identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WE HAVEN'T HAD A PENIS JOKE YET.

OWL:


AND WHY THE FUCK NOT FLAMINGOS AND OWLS ARE PROBABLY RELATED ANYWAY:



Re: YOU WOULD MAKE FUNGUS JOKES IF YOU COULD

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
DFJSDFHDSJFHSD NUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED OR TOMORROW I WILL BE ACTING LIKE THIS:



BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

MORE THAN BACON

Re: YOU WOULD MAKE FUNGUS JOKES IF YOU COULD

[identity profile] wheres-walnut.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
SHUT IT ALL DOWN NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS GO TO BED J HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY PUPPY I LOVE YOU GOODNIGHT.

I'VE SAID GOODNIGHT IN TWO THREADS NOW THAT SHIT IS OFFICIAL.