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Okay so:
The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.
So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.
So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.
1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.
And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"
Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych
In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D
[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D]
[ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]
[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?
Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]
The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.
So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.
So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.
1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.
And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"
Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych
In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D
[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But
thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D][ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]
[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?
Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]
Re: NIPPLES! \o/