sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.
So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!
And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.
Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!
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And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.
Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!
IN OTHER NEWS:
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ilu moooore and, uh, upsettingly, no. I wrote Merlin fic in the voice of MY OWN BRAIN and then everyone was like HEY IT'S DANNY and I was like, gdi gdi gdi, why do I always turn out to actually be Danny Williams when I am not paying attention, AM I GOING TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE A COP, WHAT IS HAPPENING
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AND
I will support your transformation into Danny with all the love and acceptance in my heart, babe, but I THINK IT IS MORE LIKELY YOU WILL JUST WAKE UP BLONDER WITH BIGGER HAIR. ALSO, have you seen the movie Meet Dave? Scott Caan is in it and he plays a cop in
jerseyNYC with pretty much the same hairstyle as he does in H50, ONLY THERE ARE TINY ALIENS, AND HE IS STILL ADORABLE.SEE, SEE!
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A) THESE ARE HILARIOUS
B) OMG SCOTTY CAAAAN
C) IF MY HAIR GOT ANY BIGGER AND BLONDER IT WOULD LIKE. SWALLOW MY NEIGHBORS' HOUSES, BB FDJSFHDFJSD
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NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING AT ALL
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