sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

[gyzym]

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Comments

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

NGL I LAUGHED THE HARDEST AT "BIRTH OF A SUPER VILLAIN," BUT WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENT WAS A CLOSE SECOND.

ilu moooore and, uh, upsettingly, no. I wrote Merlin fic in the voice of MY OWN BRAIN and then everyone was like HEY IT'S DANNY and I was like, gdi gdi gdi, why do I always turn out to actually be Danny Williams when I am not paying attention, AM I GOING TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE A COP, WHAT IS HAPPENING

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

most of these have very special places in my heart, including "birth of a super villain" and WHARRGARBL The Dog. HERE I WILL SHARE MORE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT:





AND



I will support your transformation into Danny with all the love and acceptance in my heart, babe, but I THINK IT IS MORE LIKELY YOU WILL JUST WAKE UP BLONDER WITH BIGGER HAIR. ALSO, have you seen the movie Meet Dave? Scott Caan is in it and he plays a cop in jersey NYC with pretty much the same hairstyle as he does in H50, ONLY THERE ARE TINY ALIENS, AND HE IS STILL ADORABLE.


SEE, SEE!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

OKAY:

A) THESE ARE HILARIOUS

B) OMG SCOTTY CAAAAN

C) IF MY HAIR GOT ANY BIGGER AND BLONDER IT WOULD LIKE. SWALLOW MY NEIGHBORS' HOUSES, BB FDJSFHDFJSD

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SHRINKING TO DO, I FEAR THAT YOUR TRANSFORMATION MAY ALREADY BE COMPLETE...







NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING AT ALL

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SCOTTY CAAN ALREADY HAS FOUR INCHES ON ME, OKAY, I AM SO DOOMED

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

SDFLKALKSJDAKSD DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU HOW ADORABLE I FIND THAT??

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOT ADORABLE, IT IS TERRIBLE, IT IS THE WORST, I CANNOT SEE INTO THE TOP SHELF OF MY FRIDGE, OKAY, BURRO CALLS ME SPECK, BURRITO IS TALLER THAN ME AND HE IS ELEVEN

ME RN:

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

Re: ME RN:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

♥ _____ ♥

Re: ME RN:

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD.