sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.
Mar. 12th, 2011 12:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gyzymSo, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!
And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.
Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!
IN OTHER NEWS:
And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.
Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!
IN OTHER NEWS:
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Date: 2011-03-12 05:44 am (UTC)Also, the potatoes thing makes me think of my dad, also named steve, and how he does this think sporadically where if he hears anyone say "so", he immediately buts in with "sow potatoes".
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Date: 2011-03-12 05:49 am (UTC)Awww, your dad sounds awesome, bb ♥
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Date: 2011-03-12 05:48 am (UTC)you are glorious and ilu, and. Did you write Merlin fic IN THE VOICE OF DANNY WILLIAMS? BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I AM GETTING FROM THAT FICTHING. just saying.
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Date: 2011-03-12 05:51 am (UTC)ilu moooore and, uh, upsettingly, no. I wrote Merlin fic in the voice of MY OWN BRAIN and then everyone was like HEY IT'S DANNY and I was like, gdi gdi gdi, why do I always turn out to actually be Danny Williams when I am not paying attention, AM I GOING TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE A COP, WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Date: 2011-03-12 05:50 am (UTC)Now I can go to bed. (And hopefully NOT dream about sharks)
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Date: 2011-03-12 05:51 am (UTC)Thanks for giving me a laugh! :-D
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:00 am (UTC)Thanks for the laughs, bb <3
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-12 06:01 am (UTC)Fuck your shit, I'm walking up this wall! XD
I also loved the Alpaca one =]
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-12 06:09 am (UTC)IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS EXISTS:
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-12 06:31 am (UTC)In Soviet Russia, potatoes mash you
Date: 2011-03-12 06:25 am (UTC)Obviously I spend too much time over there.
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:43 am (UTC)But these are awesome. Yay for late-night giggles!
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Date: 2011-03-12 06:44 am (UTC)It's almost two AM! EVERYBODY
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Date: 2011-03-12 07:07 am (UTC)I think your knowledge of Merlin is about equal to mine. I have to agree, though, that it did sound fairly Danny-ish, but that's kind of how you write anyway?
Earlier today I actually whacked my glasses clear off my face because, when talking with my hands, my own person is not even safe. It's nowhere near the first time it's happened either. And my twelve-year-old sister and I discussed how similar to Danny I am, which is especially hilarious because her nickname has always been Monkey. And then... we celebrated her birthday by watching The Back-up Plan and part of Ocean's Eleven. I have the coolest sister, basically.
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Date: 2011-03-12 03:20 pm (UTC)I ALSO TALK WITH MY HANDS! My whole family does, really, some times we end up hitting each other mid-convo by mistake :D And your sister sounds amazing, bb!
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Date: 2011-03-12 03:25 pm (UTC)AND, I am curious to know what circumstance could cause that noise to be made without...a sprinkler...before I can make any calls vis a vis who is doing it wrong :D
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Date: 2011-03-12 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-12 05:12 pm (UTC)I SAVED LOTS OF THESE
THANK YOU
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Date: 2011-03-12 08:12 pm (UTC)i adore the whale one. so much. and the potatoes! but the best was the duck. look at him.
:D :D :D :D
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Date: 2011-03-13 03:21 am (UTC)If I didn't, there'd be a lot more of me hijacking my aunt's parental authority because I can't take it anymore.
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Date: 2011-03-13 03:29 am (UTC)So, true story: my brother, the one I call Burro, is a frat boy because fdjjfhdf I don't know, because he likes beer and being ridiculous. And there were two kids in his pledge class who were brothers, who got the pledge names Mih-Theed and Shih-Theed (Meathead and Shithead, respectively) because the one was a jock and the other was an asshole fsjhjfsdf
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Date: 2011-03-13 05:47 am (UTC)OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD I DON'T EVEN
OH MY GOD
*takes a minute to calm self down*
Holy HELL, woman! Some of those memes made me shriek with laughter. Thank you for brightening my day!