sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

[gyzym]

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Comments

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

I feel like Steve was somehow involved with that tank catapult.

Also, the potatoes thing makes me think of my dad, also named steve, and how he does this think sporadically where if he hears anyone say "so", he immediately buts in with "sow potatoes".

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENT WILL ALWAYS BE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE

you are glorious and ilu, and. Did you write Merlin fic IN THE VOICE OF DANNY WILLIAMS? BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I AM GETTING FROM THAT FICTHING. just saying.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

THAT TANK CATAPULT WAS TOTALLY STEVE'S IDEA. DANNY HAS SERIOUS TONE ABOUT IT.

Awww, your dad sounds awesome, bb ♥

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Ok. This is awesome.

Now I can go to bed. (And hopefully NOT dream about sharks)

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

NGL I LAUGHED THE HARDEST AT "BIRTH OF A SUPER VILLAIN," BUT WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENT WAS A CLOSE SECOND.

ilu moooore and, uh, upsettingly, no. I wrote Merlin fic in the voice of MY OWN BRAIN and then everyone was like HEY IT'S DANNY and I was like, gdi gdi gdi, why do I always turn out to actually be Danny Williams when I am not paying attention, AM I GOING TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE A COP, WHAT IS HAPPENING

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

I'm particularly fond of the one with the deer looking inside the house. Because I've had that happen to me, and it's a little freaky. O_O

Thanks for giving me a laugh! :-D

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

If you DO dream about sharks, JUST INFORM THEM THAT THEY ARE DRUNK, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU :D

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Always happy to lend a laugh, bb :D

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll put the shark repellent beside the bed. JUST IN CASE.

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

AS HE SHOULD. THE TANK CATAPULT MAKES NO SENSE. NOT NORMAL PEOPLE SENSE, AT LEAST, AND DANNY MAINTAINS THAT STEVE SENSE DOES NOT COUNT AS IT IS NONSENSE. HE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHERE STEVE GOT EITHER THE TANK OR THE CATAPULT.

he...is a dork. more so when he drinks. he's hilarious, until he's actually drunk, and then we get to hear about his high school glory days, except it's really just two stories over and over because he forgets what he's saying. Which is still funny, but less so because i usually want to do ANYTHING ELSE NOW but I have to hear about the time he dislocated his shoulder and my uncle just popped it back in so he could go play football still.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

WHY INDEED! LOL

Thanks for the laughs, bb <3

[ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Fuck your shit, I'm walking up this wall! XD

I also loved the Alpaca one =]

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Anytime, love ♥

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SAFETY FIRST :D

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Glad to provide giggles, bb :D

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

most of these have very special places in my heart, including "birth of a super villain" and WHARRGARBL The Dog. HERE I WILL SHARE MORE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT:





AND



I will support your transformation into Danny with all the love and acceptance in my heart, babe, but I THINK IT IS MORE LIKELY YOU WILL JUST WAKE UP BLONDER WITH BIGGER HAIR. ALSO, have you seen the movie Meet Dave? Scott Caan is in it and he plays a cop in jersey NYC with pretty much the same hairstyle as he does in H50, ONLY THERE ARE TINY ALIENS, AND HE IS STILL ADORABLE.


SEE, SEE!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

OKAY:

A) THESE ARE HILARIOUS

B) OMG SCOTTY CAAAAN

C) IF MY HAIR GOT ANY BIGGER AND BLONDER IT WOULD LIKE. SWALLOW MY NEIGHBORS' HOUSES, BB FDJSFHDFJSD

[hermette.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T NEED A TANK CATAPULT? ME. YOU KNOW WHY? TOTALLY BAD ASS ALL ON MY FUCKING OWN.

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SHRINKING TO DO, I FEAR THAT YOUR TRANSFORMATION MAY ALREADY BE COMPLETE...







NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING AT ALL

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SCOTTY CAAN ALREADY HAS FOUR INCHES ON ME, OKAY, I AM SO DOOMED

IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS EXISTS:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

SDFLKALKSJDAKSD DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU HOW ADORABLE I FIND THAT??

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOT ADORABLE, IT IS TERRIBLE, IT IS THE WORST, I CANNOT SEE INTO THE TOP SHELF OF MY FRIDGE, OKAY, BURRO CALLS ME SPECK, BURRITO IS TALLER THAN ME AND HE IS ELEVEN

Re: IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS EXISTS:

[hermette.livejournal.com]

kjsh;kfjsdf SO HOT. I WILL GET THE OTHER PANTS OFF MY BEDROOM FLOOR AND BRING THEM TO YOU.

ME RN:

[onthecount.livejournal.com]