sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

[gyzym]

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Comments

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SHRINKING TO DO, I FEAR THAT YOUR TRANSFORMATION MAY ALREADY BE COMPLETE...







NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING AT ALL

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SCOTTY CAAN ALREADY HAS FOUR INCHES ON ME, OKAY, I AM SO DOOMED

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

SDFLKALKSJDAKSD DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU HOW ADORABLE I FIND THAT??

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOT ADORABLE, IT IS TERRIBLE, IT IS THE WORST, I CANNOT SEE INTO THE TOP SHELF OF MY FRIDGE, OKAY, BURRO CALLS ME SPECK, BURRITO IS TALLER THAN ME AND HE IS ELEVEN

ME RN:

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

Re: ME RN:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

♥ _____ ♥

Re: ME RN:

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD.