gyzym: (Umbrella girl!)
gyzym ([personal profile] gyzym) wrote2011-03-12 12:37 am

sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

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[identity profile] onthecount.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SHRINKING TO DO, I FEAR THAT YOUR TRANSFORMATION MAY ALREADY BE COMPLETE...







NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING AT ALL

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
SCOTTY CAAN ALREADY HAS FOUR INCHES ON ME, OKAY, I AM SO DOOMED

[identity profile] onthecount.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
SDFLKALKSJDAKSD DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU HOW ADORABLE I FIND THAT??

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS NOT ADORABLE, IT IS TERRIBLE, IT IS THE WORST, I CANNOT SEE INTO THE TOP SHELF OF MY FRIDGE, OKAY, BURRO CALLS ME SPECK, BURRITO IS TALLER THAN ME AND HE IS ELEVEN

Re: ME RN:

[identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
♥ _____ ♥

Re: ME RN:

[identity profile] futureperfect.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
...OH MY GOD.