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Okay so:
The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.
So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.
So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.
1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.
And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"
Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych
In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D
[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D]
[ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]
[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?
Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]
The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.
So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.
So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.
1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.
And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"
Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych
In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D
[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But
thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D][ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]
[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?
Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]
Nipples, Cunnilingus, Peter/Alex/El
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Alex had not understood why Neal seemed to be so infatuated with Peter and Elizabeth Burke. It seemed too dangerous to get involved with an FBI agent -- a married FBI agent at that -- but she was beginning to see why. It started with Peter showing up at Neal's place when Alex was there. He teased her, that knowing smirk on his face. He knew why she had been there originally. And he knew why she kept coming back to Neal.
He started to show up more frequently, and he seemed to be running into her when she wasn't with Neal. He'd strike up a conversation with her. He was always a smart ass, sarcastic, but never cruel. He seemed more amused by her than irritated.
One night, it was Elizabeth who showed up unexpectedly. Like Neal, Alex had been somewhat surprised that Peter had ended up married to such a beautiful woman. Elizabeth was hard to dislike, and pretty soon Alex found herself agreeing to meet El for dinner.
It wasn't until Peter showed up that things finally clicked into place. "You're trying to woo me," she said with some surprise. Elizabeth leaned down to kiss her on the lips, leaving Alex breathless and shocked. "Why?"
"Why not?" Peter asked. He rested his hand on her arm and it seemed to burn through the fabric of her dress. "I won't hurt you," he said suddenly, his eyes and voice sincere. For some reason, Alex believed him.
That's how she found herself naked in the Burke's bed. Elizabeth was behind her, her full breasts brushing against Alex's back. She was holding her close, kissing and biting at her neck while her graceful fingers teased Alex's nipples to unbearable hardness.
Peter was undressing, his gaze lingering on the two women. Alex felt open and vulnerable. His face softened and he joined them on the bed, cupping her face with his rough fingers. "You don't have to," he said gently. "We can stop."
Elizabeth had stopped kissing her, and now her hold on Alex was more for comfort than for sex. They would stop, Alex realized. It startled her, and warmed her. She shook her head, and almost shyly, she pulled Peter down to kiss him.
He drew the kiss out, and now Alex had an even better idea of why Neal wasn't willing to give the Burkes up. Elizabeth twisted a nipple between her fingers and laughed when Alex squeaked. Peter gently broke off the kiss, and began to trail light kisses down her body.
Alex moaned and shifted restlessly as his teeth grazed the hollow of her throat. His tongue swept between her breasts, down her belly, his teeth lightly biting at her hip. Small puffs of air teased her thighs, and she felt his tongue teasing her thighs. When he buried his face between her legs she gasped and arched against Elizabeth.
His tongue flicked Alex's clit, and nipped at the sensitive nub while Elizabeth pinched and rolled her nipples between her fingers. Alex moaned and wiggled her hips. Peter's mouth found her slit and his tongue delved deeply into the soft folds. Every now and then his teeth scraped against the sensitive flesh, sending waves of heat up her belly. He didn't let up, didn't give her a chance to regroup as he changed the way his tongue moved inside her.
When her body tensed he eased up and he found her clit once again, sliding his tongue across it. Alex let out a strangled cry, and felt herself fall over the edge.
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I hope, hope, hope they have a few Alex/Peter scenes in the next season.
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THE BURKES HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE AND ALEX AND A FEW OF MY FAAAAVORITE KINK SDFJNDSJFNDJLFNDKS
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And yet I couldn't bring myself to delete this little tidbit.
GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!