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Dun dun dun dunnnnnnnn
There is a mystery smell in my office: dun dun dun dunnnnnnn. Except really it is only a mystery to me, since I do not have a sense of smell. To everyone else it apparently smells like raw sewage and ass. We think a pipe broke. We are juuuust waiting on the evac notice.
Lolarioisly, however, there are skunks living in my yard, and I am terrified I am going to get skunked and not know, and the smell started right around when I got in this morning. As such, had the following exchange with my boss:
Jizz: OH MY GOD DID I GET SKUNKED? IS THAT THE SMELL EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT ABOUT?!?
Boss: Lolololololololol. No, but I am tempted to tell you that you were for the sadistic humor of it.
Jizz: ....I begin to suspect you are secretly evil.
Boss: Oh, yeah. Today my staffers, tomorrow the world.
WHY SO AWESOME BOSSLADY?
In other news someone just vommed in the hallway. TIME TO SEND US HOME, METHINKS.
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Your bosslady sounds awesome, though.
And in a completly random note. The building engineer that's here to fix the a/c is wandering around outside my window, talking into a telephone and eating a pretzel with mustard on it. Since when did I relocate BACK to Filthydefia?
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You and the skunk :) <3 I am sure someone will tell you in no uncertain terms if you are sprayed!
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Skunks are cute but yeah, be careful. 'Specially if they are babies. Baby skunks have no control and tend to uh...squirt when they are the least bit alarmed.
In a slightly off-topic but also on-topic story, my aunt used to love to drive the manure truck on the farm because she also has no sense of smell, so it never bothered her. Her cousins loved it when she visited. :-D
Also, your bosslady is fun and awesome. I think I love her.
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