Dun dun dun dunnnnnnnn

[gyzym]

There is a mystery smell in my office: dun dun dun dunnnnnnn. Except really it is only a mystery to me, since I do not have a sense of smell. To everyone else it apparently smells like raw sewage and ass. We think a pipe broke. We are juuuust waiting on the evac notice.

Lolarioisly, however, there are skunks living in my yard, and I am terrified I am going to get skunked and not know, and the smell started right around when I got in this morning. As such, had the following exchange with my boss:

Jizz: OH MY GOD DID I GET SKUNKED? IS THAT THE SMELL EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT ABOUT?!?
Boss: Lolololololololol. No, but I am tempted to tell you that you were for the sadistic humor of it.
Jizz: ....I begin to suspect you are secretly evil.
Boss: Oh, yeah. Today my staffers, tomorrow the world.

WHY SO AWESOME BOSSLADY?

In other news someone just vommed in the hallway. TIME TO SEND US HOME, METHINKS.

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Yay bonus writing time???

You and the skunk :) <3 I am sure someone will tell you in no uncertain terms if you are sprayed!