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1. GUYS, YOU DID SO WELL ON THE MUSIC MEME! The only one you didn't get was Lonesome Day by Bruce Springsteen, which, you know, DANNY WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, but I forgive you :D

2. I may...or may not...be writing the duckling thing. Er. I blame [livejournal.com profile] hermette, as should everyone else.

3. Phase One of Plan Seduce My Hot Coworker will be going into effect over wine and...probably more wine...this afternoon at the company party. That is, assuming he, you know, comes to the company party--it has occurred to me that not everyone feels the way I do about free alcohol provided in-office at 4:30 in the afternoon.

Of course, if he doesn't share my feelings on free alcohol before 5PM, we're probably not compatible anyway :D

4. I am using this post to air out some of my more random tags, because I rarely have cause to use them, for, um, reasons that should be obvious. It's probably best that you just ignore them.

5. To brighten your days, ganked from [livejournal.com profile] flynn_boyant:



Happy Friday, guys ♥
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There is a mystery smell in my office: dun dun dun dunnnnnnn. Except really it is only a mystery to me, since I do not have a sense of smell. To everyone else it apparently smells like raw sewage and ass. We think a pipe broke. We are juuuust waiting on the evac notice.

Lolarioisly, however, there are skunks living in my yard, and I am terrified I am going to get skunked and not know, and the smell started right around when I got in this morning. As such, had the following exchange with my boss:

Jizz: OH MY GOD DID I GET SKUNKED? IS THAT THE SMELL EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT ABOUT?!?
Boss: Lolololololololol. No, but I am tempted to tell you that you were for the sadistic humor of it.
Jizz: ....I begin to suspect you are secretly evil.
Boss: Oh, yeah. Today my staffers, tomorrow the world.

WHY SO AWESOME BOSSLADY?

In other news someone just vommed in the hallway. TIME TO SEND US HOME, METHINKS.

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