sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

[gyzym]

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Comments

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

I feel like Steve was somehow involved with that tank catapult.

Also, the potatoes thing makes me think of my dad, also named steve, and how he does this think sporadically where if he hears anyone say "so", he immediately buts in with "sow potatoes".

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENT WILL ALWAYS BE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE

you are glorious and ilu, and. Did you write Merlin fic IN THE VOICE OF DANNY WILLIAMS? BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I AM GETTING FROM THAT FICTHING. just saying.

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Ok. This is awesome.

Now I can go to bed. (And hopefully NOT dream about sharks)

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

I'm particularly fond of the one with the deer looking inside the house. Because I've had that happen to me, and it's a little freaky. O_O

Thanks for giving me a laugh! :-D

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

WHY INDEED! LOL

Thanks for the laughs, bb <3

[ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Fuck your shit, I'm walking up this wall! XD

I also loved the Alpaca one =]

[hermette.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T NEED A TANK CATAPULT? ME. YOU KNOW WHY? TOTALLY BAD ASS ALL ON MY FUCKING OWN.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

this is hilarious on like ninety levels.

In Soviet Russia, potatoes mash you

[elderwitty]

Over on the Very Demotivational site, a commenter asked if the potato one shouldn't say Spud-denly, potatoes?

Obviously I spend too much time over there.

[khasael.livejournal.com]

I read this post and looked at these macros approximately forty-five seconds before watching the wall-climbing fight scene in Inception. Clearly, this is a sign. Of what, I don't know.

But these are awesome. Yay for late-night giggles!

[seeingrightly.livejournal.com]

"Because FUCK YOU" is my new philosophy in life. I cannot figure out why "SUDDENLY Potatoes" made me sporfle the hardest.

I think your knowledge of Merlin is about equal to mine. I have to agree, though, that it did sound fairly Danny-ish, but that's kind of how you write anyway?

Earlier today I actually whacked my glasses clear off my face because, when talking with my hands, my own person is not even safe. It's nowhere near the first time it's happened either. And my twelve-year-old sister and I discussed how similar to Danny I am, which is especially hilarious because her nickname has always been Monkey. And then... we celebrated her birthday by watching The Back-up Plan and part of Ocean's Eleven. I have the coolest sister, basically.

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

it probably took me too long to realise what was actually wrong in the 'because fuck you' one.

[drunkoffthestars]

ZOMG all of these macros are SO RELEVANT to my (drunken) INTERESTS. <3

[nianeyna.livejournal.com]

DISCOUNT... TENT... AHAHAHAHAHAH WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY.

[ashism.livejournal.com]

God I'm crying here, just what I needed!

[photoclerk.livejournal.com]

It's like you squeezed the internet and only the best things fell out. Also, you've ruined me for other fic yesterday and today. All I want (I am having legit cravings here) is more of your steve/danny.

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

I am a total geek, because the Jacob and the Angel one cracked my shit right up, omg. Also the dog trying to eat the sprinkler :)))))) I have days where I make that noise a lot and NO SPRINKLER IS INVOLVED. One of us is doing it wrong. I think perchance it's me :D

[ravurian]

Discount tent, LOL. My hairdresser had 'this is the winter of our discount tint' one year, which I appreciated...

[apples]

OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE HAS BEEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE MACROS OF ALL TIME SINCE FOREVER AND NO ONE EVER THINKS IT'S AS FUNNY AS I THINK IT IS

I SAVED LOTS OF THESE

THANK YOU

[jazzonia.livejournal.com]

xD xD xD

[samsamtastic.livejournal.com]

There can never be enough macros. I could live off macros. Suddenly Potatoes is getting printed out and taped to my door.

[snottygrrl.livejournal.com]

i don't tend to be an overly big fan of macros, but obviously i just need you to vet them for me :D

i adore the whale one. so much. and the potatoes! but the best was the duck. look at him.

:D :D :D :D

[puckling.livejournal.com]

The alpaca trying to play rugby is probably my favorite. &hearts

[winslow-arizona.livejournal.com]

I make the WHARRGARBL noise whenever my younger cousins are being shitheads (pronounced "shih-theed" because we can't actually swear around them lest they become unproductive degenerates).

If I didn't, there'd be a lot more of me hijacking my aunt's parental authority because I can't take it anymore.

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD I DON'T EVEN

OH MY GOD


*takes a minute to calm self down*

Holy HELL, woman! Some of those memes made me shriek with laughter. Thank you for brightening my day!