sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

[gyzym]

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

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Comments

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

I feel like Steve was somehow involved with that tank catapult.

Also, the potatoes thing makes me think of my dad, also named steve, and how he does this think sporadically where if he hears anyone say "so", he immediately buts in with "sow potatoes".

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

THAT TANK CATAPULT WAS TOTALLY STEVE'S IDEA. DANNY HAS SERIOUS TONE ABOUT IT.

Awww, your dad sounds awesome, bb ♥

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

AS HE SHOULD. THE TANK CATAPULT MAKES NO SENSE. NOT NORMAL PEOPLE SENSE, AT LEAST, AND DANNY MAINTAINS THAT STEVE SENSE DOES NOT COUNT AS IT IS NONSENSE. HE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHERE STEVE GOT EITHER THE TANK OR THE CATAPULT.

he...is a dork. more so when he drinks. he's hilarious, until he's actually drunk, and then we get to hear about his high school glory days, except it's really just two stories over and over because he forgets what he's saying. Which is still funny, but less so because i usually want to do ANYTHING ELSE NOW but I have to hear about the time he dislocated his shoulder and my uncle just popped it back in so he could go play football still.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

STEVE SENSE IS BASICALLY AN OXYMORON.

When my father is really and truly drunk--which is rarely, he needs to have consumed A LOT of tequila--you can perform a hard reset on anything he's saying by saying the word "tumbler." WHEN DRUNK, IT MAKES HIM LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AND REPEAT IT AT LENGTH.

This is even more hilarious when you take into account that he has little to no knowledge of tumblr, and is as such laughing at a word that, to him, means large plastic cup.