sir, in my heart, i know i'm funny.

[gyzym]

So, I was writing this whole other post, and then I was like, wait, this isn't what I want to be doing. What dooooo I want to be doing? OH, I KNOW: laughing hysterically at stupid shit on the internet!

And then I thought maybe I wasn't alone in that goal, so here is: a conversation had with my father during a round of penalty Jeopardy, a link to me making a fool of myself, and approximately a million macros. MY WIT, YOU GUYS, IT IS SO DEEPLY, DEEPLY WITTY.

Jeopardy Clue: [Blah blah blah I don't remember blah] comes in pulmonary and cardiac varieties--
Me: Edema!
My Father: Ahahahahhaha.
Me: What are you laughing about? Edemas aren't funny.
My Father: No, I know, I just...
Me: You just what?
My father: Funky col edema!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Comments

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENT WILL ALWAYS BE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE

you are glorious and ilu, and. Did you write Merlin fic IN THE VOICE OF DANNY WILLIAMS? BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I AM GETTING FROM THAT FICTHING. just saying.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

NGL I LAUGHED THE HARDEST AT "BIRTH OF A SUPER VILLAIN," BUT WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENT WAS A CLOSE SECOND.

ilu moooore and, uh, upsettingly, no. I wrote Merlin fic in the voice of MY OWN BRAIN and then everyone was like HEY IT'S DANNY and I was like, gdi gdi gdi, why do I always turn out to actually be Danny Williams when I am not paying attention, AM I GOING TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE A COP, WHAT IS HAPPENING

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

most of these have very special places in my heart, including "birth of a super villain" and WHARRGARBL The Dog. HERE I WILL SHARE MORE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT:





AND



I will support your transformation into Danny with all the love and acceptance in my heart, babe, but I THINK IT IS MORE LIKELY YOU WILL JUST WAKE UP BLONDER WITH BIGGER HAIR. ALSO, have you seen the movie Meet Dave? Scott Caan is in it and he plays a cop in jersey NYC with pretty much the same hairstyle as he does in H50, ONLY THERE ARE TINY ALIENS, AND HE IS STILL ADORABLE.


SEE, SEE!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

OKAY:

A) THESE ARE HILARIOUS

B) OMG SCOTTY CAAAAN

C) IF MY HAIR GOT ANY BIGGER AND BLONDER IT WOULD LIKE. SWALLOW MY NEIGHBORS' HOUSES, BB FDJSFHDFJSD

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SHRINKING TO DO, I FEAR THAT YOUR TRANSFORMATION MAY ALREADY BE COMPLETE...







NOT THAT THIS IS A BAD THING AT ALL

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SCOTTY CAAN ALREADY HAS FOUR INCHES ON ME, OKAY, I AM SO DOOMED

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

SDFLKALKSJDAKSD DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU HOW ADORABLE I FIND THAT??

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOT ADORABLE, IT IS TERRIBLE, IT IS THE WORST, I CANNOT SEE INTO THE TOP SHELF OF MY FRIDGE, OKAY, BURRO CALLS ME SPECK, BURRITO IS TALLER THAN ME AND HE IS ELEVEN

ME RN:

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

Re: ME RN:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

♥ _____ ♥

Re: ME RN:

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD.