and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time

[gyzym]

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:































OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!

Comments

[nianeyna.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA SAVED A BUNCH OF THESE. Named the Kanye one "iCar".

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

loL! thanks for the laughs (and the awwwwww!) =D

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

my family is jewish!

my roommates brought me bagels yesterday and i was like OMG YOU GUYS HOW'D YOU KNOW. they in fact had no idea.

[ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com]

WTF? That penguin one is so morbid! They have a little dead penguin under the car! WHY?! D:

[lizzy-someone.livejournal.com]

At first when I saw the ice cream one I was just like "...it is ice cream...with a face...I'm not sure what's so funny about that..." and then I saw the caption and died.

[paperflower86.livejournal.com]

The malevolent owl really creeps me out but the the cute otters make it all better:D

Also hi again, maybe you remember me from Sherlock Holmes fandom. I've been lurking ever since you posted History, repeating itself.

[snarkyducky.livejournal.com]

i really love your domestic!verse and other A/E stories, as well as your Sherlock fics, but i have to tell you that your macros really made me smile and snicker even when i didn't have a great week, so.. thank you so much for sharing your joy & laffs with us :)
♥

[sobelle.livejournal.com]

AHhhhhhhh (that's the blissful ~ah~ that follows the endorphin wash from sustained laughter)

THANKS!! your macro humor is awesome and beyond and made my morning!! *mwah!* ♥

[hinokumo.livejournal.com]

LOL I want this beer!

[hinokumo.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!! I love these pics :D

[tafadhali.livejournal.com]

I'm delurking for a sec to say: He'brew is actually really good. My across-the-street neighbor runs a gigantic alcohol distribution company and when he moved in he gave us, like, a New Neighbor Beers of the World gift package (I love my neighbor) and I just could not resist trying the Chosen Beer.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

*GASP* RAISINS. I hate those fuckers in baked goods. -_-