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gyzymFIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:
THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."
GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.
Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that
a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c)IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM
NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:
OH, ALSO:hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!
THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."
GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.
Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that
a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c)
ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAMNOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:
OH, ALSO:
hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!
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Date: 2011-03-18 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 08:52 pm (UTC)...ALSO OH SHIT I MEANT TO PIMP YOUR FEST *EDITS*
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Date: 2011-03-18 08:53 pm (UTC)BITTERSWEET VID IS BITTERSWEET.
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Date: 2011-03-18 08:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 08:53 pm (UTC)*snags*
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Date: 2011-03-18 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 08:58 pm (UTC)Though the otter one is just cute :D It reminds me of this fanfiction I read once upon a time. (I think I may have reached a point where that last sentence applies to every single situation in my life.)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 08:58 pm (UTC)Still. Very funny! :D
Also, the owl in the box made me grin because my school mascot is an owl. :D And of course the shark and the SPARTA, gotta love that.
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:08 pm (UTC)Didn't you once have another picture of Eames and Arthur as otters. *runs along to coo at that one toooooo*
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:09 pm (UTC)I consider it an omen. Of something. Something I can't articulate but could make up some wanky words to try.
As a Classicist, I have heard every THIS IS SPARTA joke in existence.
Oh my God, that shark, Hjskkjkjkjkjkk.
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:22 pm (UTC)That shark is TOTALLY WHAT ARTHUR WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A SHARK
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:13 pm (UTC)also: he'brew can be the friend of Cannabia cannabis beer?
p.s. the other day someone found a liquor at the supermarket that is my name. i googled it but can't find it, but she SHOWED ME THE PICTURE so i know it's real. wowzers.
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:23 pm (UTC)GAV THAT IS AMAZING I WANT A LIQUOR NAMED AFTER ME TOOOOO
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:20 pm (UTC)Maybe.
The otters are killing me. SO CUTE!!! jfklskdlskdlsdk
New Macro, just for you:
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 09:25 pm (UTC)DFHDSHFDSJKFHJSDK I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:36 pm (UTC)Otters! Macros! Wonderful things :)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:44 pm (UTC)There is a pikachu/ peek at you joke that took me...forever to get.
Chocolate>Raisins. EVERY TIME.
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:49 pm (UTC)Also it took me forever to get the Raichu thing the first time I saw it, and then I LAUGHED FOR A YEAR :D
haha i already had this icon i promise :)
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Date: 2011-03-18 09:55 pm (UTC)I've seen some of these macros before, but basically ALL OF THESE ARE AMAZING. You are my new source for awesome macros.
I think my favorite part about that penguin one is the little cartoon penguin lying down under the car. And MACS XDDDD okay I have been a Mac user my entire life, I love them, I'm using one right now, but my Mom has one of the older Mac mice that doesn't have the little scrolly wheel/ball thinger, and I had to use her computer to print out plane tickets last time I was home and it was SO INCONVENIENT, OHMIGOD HOW DOES SHE LIVE?!
Here, have adorable penguin-related picture:
You should read the article for context, it only makes it cuter. <3 <3 <3
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Date: 2011-03-18 10:44 pm (UTC)I must have it. PENGUIN OR PUPPY ONE OR THE OTHER COME ON UNIVERSE CHOP CHOP.
. . . He'Brew
Date: 2011-03-18 10:17 pm (UTC)That'll teach me to read your posts while drinking.
Re: . . . He'Brew
Date: 2011-03-18 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 11:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:02 pm (UTC)I need things to make me smile today, you have no idea.
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:08 pm (UTC)AND THE SHARK.
AHAHAHA BRB DYING.
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:20 pm (UTC)also I keep wanting to try He'Brew. Did you?
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:23 pm (UTC)Matzo confetti.
HOWEVER, BASED SOLELY ON THE TASTE OF MANISCHEWITZ, I'M GOING TO GUESS IT'S OVERLY SWEET AND SURPRISINGLY ALCOHOLIC
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 11:32 pm (UTC)And also because I'm pretty sure you guys all know I'm a crazy person by now...
Edit: I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT I MEAN A BRAIN FILTER, AND NOT AN LJ FILTER, BECAUSE I DO NOT EVEN HAVE *ONE* OF THOSE, I CANNOT FIGURE THEM OUT. I actually keep meaning to learn how they work, because I continue to be Bad At The Internet, but it always seems like so much effort!
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Date: 2011-03-18 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-18 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-19 12:08 am (UTC)OH VAN GOGH NO.
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Date: 2011-03-19 12:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-19 12:36 am (UTC)Also, FUCK, the raisins thing is haunting me; someone posted that in my LJ couple of weeks ago. WHYYYYY. I DISLIKE raisins when they are incorporated into other food. On their own they're great; mixed, UGGHHH DO NOT WANT.
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Date: 2011-03-19 12:50 am (UTC)No. There is not. This made my goddamn life.