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Heya, internet.

So! First of all: tonight I have a migraine and a twitching eye (SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, IT WON'T QUIT THAT, THERE'S LIKE A MUSCLE SPASM OR SOME SHIT HAPPENING, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS, IT IS FREAKING ME OUT), and so this post exists partially to say: sorry. Sorry, sorry, if I've told you I'm going to get something done tonight I'm probably not, if there's something you need me to do now is the wrong time to ask, if you're expecting me to update a gdoc with real words it's looking unlikely. What I've got in me at the moment is, uh, possibly meandering not-stories and maybe some distracting low-impact flail? I don't know, mostly I feel like a rung-out dishcloth who desperately wants to sleep and can't. I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT TOMORROW OR SOMETHING, I'M SORRY.

Secondly, I've decided that the internet needs a big 'ol one of these:



Who's with me?

Thirdly, Ao3 has opened for subscriptions, which is awesome! I am over there under this self-same username, but, uh, be advised if you're thinking of subscribing to me that I'm planning on adding a bunch of fics I keep meaning to archive (all the H50, that VMars fic, the...entirety of History Repeating Itself...) in the next couple of days.

And finally...oh, shit, I've got no last thing. Here, be cradled like this baby hedgehog, which I got from someone on tumblr - I would check who, but I got an error message about, er, tumbeasts, apparently. I guess that's a thing? I don't know, I just edited this post and found four places where I wrote the word "blue" where I meant "the," take the hedgehog now before this goes on any further.



Happy things in comments, y/y?

fjldsfhdjskfhs OKAY RIGHT SO HERE IS A THING. What happened, right, is that a couple people were like, hey, that poem, about the anxiety, it would be good! As spoken word! And then lovelyhera ACTUALLY RECORDED IT SLAM-POETRY STYLE and oh fuck it is so good you guys and I am just bowled over, constantly amazed by how awesome everyone is all the time and how lucky I am and this and you guys and ♥!

And then. I. Er. Well, I've always wanted to try the slam poetry thing but I never have for a bunch of reasons, MOSTLY ANXIETY, and I thought I would try it. And so I did, on my phone, in a voicepost like an asshole because I don't actually understand how to use my computer or the internet really, and I totally mess up in it and lovelyhera's is muuuuuuch better BUT. I am posting it, right, because I was thinking about how awesome it would be if everyone gave spoken word a go, if we used the inspiration meme (which, HI, GUYS, YOU ARE INSPIRING FOR FILLING THAT UP WITH SO MUCH JOY) to find words we wanted to speak and say and bring to life.

SO. Here is a thing that I did that I am fucking nervous about, and if you guys want to be brave little toasters and try something you're nervous about, DO EET. Pick a poem, pick any poem, one of yours or someone else's or a GROCERY LIST or whatever, I AM EASY, and have a go, and I will be here, cheering you on.



NOW I AM GOING TO GO WATCH 30 ROCK AND/OR WRITE AN INSOMNIA FICLET ABOUT HOW DANNY GETS COMFORTABLE LIKE A CAT SO I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT I DID THIS ANYMORE. Thank you guys for being awesome always ♥

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO: ( Hilarity, thy name is internet macros )

OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!