and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time

[gyzym]

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:































OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!

Comments

[hermette.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO AMAZEBALLS

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO AMAZEBALLS

...ALSO OH SHIT I MEANT TO PIMP YOUR FEST *EDITS*

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Your macros, I love thems. They make for excellent palate cleansers whilst I am working on vidding.

BITTERSWEET VID IS BITTERSWEET.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE IT DJFHDSJKFHDSJKFHDJSKF

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Oh god, YER A BLIZZARD, HARRY. BRB DYING FOREVER.

*snags*

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT ONE SO MUCH :D

[viennajones.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D
Though the otter one is just cute :D It reminds me of this fanfiction I read once upon a time. (I think I may have reached a point where that last sentence applies to every single situation in my life.)

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I just like otters a lot, I cannot help it, THEY ARE SO ADORABLE :D

[fae-boleyn.livejournal.com]

Kosher beer and Lent bagels. :O And now I feel bad for having had a chicken sandwich today. Damned Catholic guilt.

Still. Very funny! :D

Also, the owl in the box made me grin because my school mascot is an owl. :D And of course the shark and the SPARTA, gotta love that.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

DO NOT FEEL GUILTY, QUICK, THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE D:

[lexjamandme.livejournal.com]

The otters!
Didn't you once have another picture of Eames and Arthur as otters. *runs along to coo at that one toooooo*

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I DID, THUS THE PRE-EXISTING OTTERS!! TAG :D It's...*checks*....here!

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

Trufax, Van Gogh cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute exactly 100 years to the day before I was born.

I consider it an omen. Of something. Something I can't articulate but could make up some wanky words to try.

As a Classicist, I have heard every THIS IS SPARTA joke in existence.

Oh my God, that shark, Hjskkjkjkjkjkk.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

BITCHES LOVE EARS :D :D :D

That shark is TOTALLY WHAT ARTHUR WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A SHARK

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

RAICHU


also: he'brew can be the friend of Cannabia cannabis beer?

p.s. the other day someone found a liquor at the supermarket that is my name. i googled it but can't find it, but she SHOWED ME THE PICTURE so i know it's real. wowzers.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

jsdfhjdskf Cannabia Cannabis beer oh my god

GAV THAT IS AMAZING I WANT A LIQUOR NAMED AFTER ME TOOOOO

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just ate a cheeseburger. If only I had gotten on earlier and gotten my reminder about Lent, I would have gotten a fish sandwich.

Maybe.

The otters are killing me. SO CUTE!!! jfklskdlskdlsdk

New Macro, just for you:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

[ashism.livejournal.com]

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

OH HAI NEW DEFAULT ICON, HAAAAAI

DFHDSHFDSJKFHJSDK I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD

[oaktree89.livejournal.com]

Ah, the chosen beer. My dad has a coaster with their logo XD I love it.

Otters! Macros! Wonderful things :)

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

The only Jewish alcohol that has ever made it into my parents' house is Manischewitz, but we drink enough of that to make up for it :D :D :D

[shiroi-ten.livejournal.com]

I SERIOUSLY JUST STARED AT RAICHU FOR A MINUTE. I was like...pokemon! Sara Bareilles...HMM.

There is a pikachu/ peek at you joke that took me...forever to get.

Chocolate>Raisins. EVERY TIME.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY THAT CHOCOLATE/RAISINS ONE IS SO ACCURATE FOR MY LIFE

Also it took me forever to get the Raichu thing the first time I saw it, and then I LAUGHED FOR A YEAR :D

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

HE'BREW, OHMIGOD, BEST EVER. I love clever beers. Does... does that say "Messiah Bold"? :DDDDD

I've seen some of these macros before, but basically ALL OF THESE ARE AMAZING. You are my new source for awesome macros.

I think my favorite part about that penguin one is the little cartoon penguin lying down under the car. And MACS XDDDD okay I have been a Mac user my entire life, I love them, I'm using one right now, but my Mom has one of the older Mac mice that doesn't have the little scrolly wheel/ball thinger, and I had to use her computer to print out plane tickets last time I was home and it was SO INCONVENIENT, OHMIGOD HOW DOES SHE LIVE?!

Here, have adorable penguin-related picture:



You should read the article for context, it only makes it cuter. <3 <3 <3

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

n'ahawwww..... N'AWWWWWW.

I must have it. PENGUIN OR PUPPY ONE OR THE OTHER COME ON UNIVERSE CHOP CHOP.

. . . He'Brew

[illian.livejournal.com]

*spit take*

That'll teach me to read your posts while drinking.

Re: . . . He'Brew

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

LESSON: APPROACH MACRO POSTS AT YOUR OWN RISK

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Heh. Macros make me laugh too much. And now I have a new icon!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

EEEEEE THAT ICON IS AMAZEEEEE

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

*hugs you forever*

I need things to make me smile today, you have no idea.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Awwww, bbcakes, I just got your PM. *Cuddles you* HOW ABOUT A DANNY AND STEVE SNIPPET? WILL THAT HELP??

[ecarian.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD RAICHU.

AND THE SHARK.

AHAHAHA BRB DYING.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON. THE TIE-DYE. IT SPEAKS TO ME IN MY SOUL.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

BEAUTIFUL.

also I keep wanting to try He'Brew. Did you?

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I didn't, because it was like 2 in the afternoon and also I already had a bagel w/ lox in my hand, and I felt like if I was drinking a He'brew in a deli while eating a bagel with lox, the weight of all the stereotypes would hit critical mass and I would explode in confetti.

Matzo confetti.

HOWEVER, BASED SOLELY ON THE TASTE OF MANISCHEWITZ, I'M GOING TO GUESS IT'S OVERLY SWEET AND SURPRISINGLY ALCOHOLIC

[photoclerk.livejournal.com]

Jizzy... I adore that you have had a spurt of productivity in the form of spamming us all. Seriously. Never stop. These are all epic. <3 No one minds, everyone loves you. <333

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Really it's less productivity and more that, for various and sundry reasons, the anxiety I used to feel before posting (WHAT IF EVERYONE THINKS I AM A CRAZY PERSON) has mostly evaporated, and now I don't have a filter. Mostly it's because I have the best and most supportive flist in the world :D

And also because I'm pretty sure you guys all know I'm a crazy person by now...

Edit: I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT I MEAN A BRAIN FILTER, AND NOT AN LJ FILTER, BECAUSE I DO NOT EVEN HAVE *ONE* OF THOSE, I CANNOT FIGURE THEM OUT. I actually keep meaning to learn how they work, because I continue to be Bad At The Internet, but it always seems like so much effort!

[law-of-tarts.livejournal.com]

I barked like a seal at the last one. Oh alright then. Just this once. Ha!

[sorrynotsorry.livejournal.com]

WHILE THE PEDAL ONE IS FUNNY IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF THERE WERE NO PEDALS. MAYBE IT BRAKES IF YOU PUT TWO FEET ON IT. (though this would be only funny to nerds like me. D: )

[queenklu.livejournal.com]

BITCHES LOVE EARS.

OH VAN GOGH NO.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I LITERALLY CHOKED AT THE OWL ONE.

[ilovetakahana.livejournal.com]

The Rick Astley one and the Raichu one are always always ALWAYS funny to me. I will always smile at them. Really. And then there's the one about the doors! I love it!

Also, FUCK, the raisins thing is haunting me; someone posted that in my LJ couple of weeks ago. WHYYYYY. I DISLIKE raisins when they are incorporated into other food. On their own they're great; mixed, UGGHHH DO NOT WANT.

[ladyfalcon.livejournal.com]

Is there anything better after a long day of work than a post of amazing macros curated by someone I respect/share a sense of humor with?

No. There is not. This made my goddamn life.