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and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time
FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:
THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."
GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.
Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that
a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c)IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM
NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:
OH, ALSO:hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!
THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."
GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.
Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that
a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c)
ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAMNOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:
OH, ALSO:
hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!
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I CANNOT
OH GOD
WHEN WAS THIS EVEN FROM? WHAT?
IT'S HYPNOTIC OH JIZZ OH JIZZ MAKE IT STOP
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I THINK YOU NEED TO SLEEP MORE.
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OKAY
I SHOULD'VE BEEN CLEARER... I REMEMBER THIS. VAGUELY. THERE WAS A HIDEOUS PINK PENIS THING AND YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO BED AND SOMETHING ABOUT OWLS?
WHAT I MEANT WAS: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS WAS FROM?
BUT YES, I NEED TO SLEEP MORE. BEFORE I CALL MY THESIS SOMETHING EVEN STUPIDER THAN IT ALREADY IS.