and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time

[gyzym]

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:































OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!

Comments

[hermette.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO AMAZEBALLS

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO AMAZEBALLS

...ALSO OH SHIT I MEANT TO PIMP YOUR FEST *EDITS*

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Your macros, I love thems. They make for excellent palate cleansers whilst I am working on vidding.

BITTERSWEET VID IS BITTERSWEET.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Oh god, YER A BLIZZARD, HARRY. BRB DYING FOREVER.

*snags*

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE IT DJFHDSJKFHDSJKFHDJSKF

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT ONE SO MUCH :D

[viennajones.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D
Though the otter one is just cute :D It reminds me of this fanfiction I read once upon a time. (I think I may have reached a point where that last sentence applies to every single situation in my life.)

[fae-boleyn.livejournal.com]

Kosher beer and Lent bagels. :O And now I feel bad for having had a chicken sandwich today. Damned Catholic guilt.

Still. Very funny! :D

Also, the owl in the box made me grin because my school mascot is an owl. :D And of course the shark and the SPARTA, gotta love that.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I just like otters a lot, I cannot help it, THEY ARE SO ADORABLE :D

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

DO NOT FEEL GUILTY, QUICK, THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE D:

[lexjamandme.livejournal.com]

The otters!
Didn't you once have another picture of Eames and Arthur as otters. *runs along to coo at that one toooooo*

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I DID, THUS THE PRE-EXISTING OTTERS!! TAG :D It's...*checks*....here!

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

Trufax, Van Gogh cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute exactly 100 years to the day before I was born.

I consider it an omen. Of something. Something I can't articulate but could make up some wanky words to try.

As a Classicist, I have heard every THIS IS SPARTA joke in existence.

Oh my God, that shark, Hjskkjkjkjkjkk.

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

RAICHU


also: he'brew can be the friend of Cannabia cannabis beer?

p.s. the other day someone found a liquor at the supermarket that is my name. i googled it but can't find it, but she SHOWED ME THE PICTURE so i know it's real. wowzers.

[viennajones.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you <3

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just ate a cheeseburger. If only I had gotten on earlier and gotten my reminder about Lent, I would have gotten a fish sandwich.

Maybe.

The otters are killing me. SO CUTE!!! jfklskdlskdlsdk

New Macro, just for you:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

BITCHES LOVE EARS :D :D :D

That shark is TOTALLY WHAT ARTHUR WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A SHARK

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

jsdfhjdskf Cannabia Cannabis beer oh my god

GAV THAT IS AMAZING I WANT A LIQUOR NAMED AFTER ME TOOOOO

[ashism.livejournal.com]

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Your icon is making me all flustered. I felt you should be aware of that.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NEVER HAD CANNABIA BUT MY MOTHER TELLS ME IT IS GROSS. ALSO IS A BAD PUN. oh well.

SO AMAZING. my friend found it in the jewish-food section of the supermarket. but tragically google is not yielding satisfactory results. BUT PICS MEAN IT DID HAPPEN.

gyzym MAYBE THERE IS A LIQUOR NAMED AFTER YOU SOMEWHERE.... MAYBE THER EIS.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

OH HAI NEW DEFAULT ICON, HAAAAAI

DFHDSHFDSJKFHJSDK I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

JIZZ VODKA?!?

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

HAH. I totally just got a spam inviting me to go on vacation in Hawaii.

YES, SPAMBOT, I BELIEVE I SHALL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER. My BC apartment is sadly lacking in sandy beaches and palm trees.