and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time

[gyzym]

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:































OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!

Comments

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

BITCHES LOVE EARS :D :D :D

That shark is TOTALLY WHAT ARTHUR WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A SHARK

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

BITCH DID NOT LOVE THE EAR, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO SAD. EARS, IT WOULD SEEM, DO NOT GET YOU LAID.

I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO BE ALL, BITCH NO, THIS IS WHAT ARTHUR LOOKS LIKE AS A SHARK, BUT THEN I FOUND THIS INSTEAD, AND I MEAN, WHAT COULD I DO:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

DUDSFHDSFHDS POSTCORD YOU BROKE ME

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

BATMAN IS HOLDING A LIGHT-SABRE WHILE RIDING A SHARK.

YOUR LIFE IS OVER. IT CANNOT GET MORE AWESOME THAN THIS.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

THEN AGAIN, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S GEM:



IT'S POSSIBLE MY LIFE WAS RUINED BEFORE THE BATMAN/LIGHT SABRE/SHARK BUSINESS

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

I ACTUALLY

I CANNOT

OH GOD

WHEN WAS THIS EVEN FROM? WHAT?

IT'S HYPNOTIC OH JIZZ OH JIZZ MAKE IT STOP

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

....DO YOU...NOT REMEMBER....COMMENTING ON THE POST....WHERE I POSTED IT LAST NIGHT!??!!? ME AND YOU AND WALNUT?!?! IT WAS JUST LAST NIGHT, I WAS LIKE GO TO BED POSTCORD AND YOU WERE LIKE IT IS 6 AM HERE AHAHAHAHA!!!

I THINK YOU NEED TO SLEEP MORE.

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

OKAY

OKAY

I SHOULD'VE BEEN CLEARER... I REMEMBER THIS. VAGUELY. THERE WAS A HIDEOUS PINK PENIS THING AND YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO BED AND SOMETHING ABOUT OWLS?

WHAT I MEANT WAS: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS WAS FROM?

BUT YES, I NEED TO SLEEP MORE. BEFORE I CALL MY THESIS SOMETHING EVEN STUPIDER THAN IT ALREADY IS.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

This image will never cease to be motherfucking amazing. ...The shark's lack of fins will never cease to bother me, either. Maybe Batman already cut them off?