and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time

[gyzym]

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:































OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!

Comments

[photoclerk.livejournal.com]

Jizzy... I adore that you have had a spurt of productivity in the form of spamming us all. Seriously. Never stop. These are all epic. <3 No one minds, everyone loves you. <333

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Really it's less productivity and more that, for various and sundry reasons, the anxiety I used to feel before posting (WHAT IF EVERYONE THINKS I AM A CRAZY PERSON) has mostly evaporated, and now I don't have a filter. Mostly it's because I have the best and most supportive flist in the world :D

And also because I'm pretty sure you guys all know I'm a crazy person by now...

Edit: I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT I MEAN A BRAIN FILTER, AND NOT AN LJ FILTER, BECAUSE I DO NOT EVEN HAVE *ONE* OF THOSE, I CANNOT FIGURE THEM OUT. I actually keep meaning to learn how they work, because I continue to be Bad At The Internet, but it always seems like so much effort!

[photoclerk.livejournal.com]

I have filters I don't use ^^; There's a real life filter and a really old "everyone but the roommate" filter, but I figure that if you're my friend, you can read all of my >10 entries a month.
<3