LEAST SEXY PORN EVER, Daniel trying really really really hard not to actually thrust or push in or make any sudden movements of any kind because he doesn't want Mordecai to fucking die and he can't even tell if Mordecai is enjoying it or not because Mordecai won't stop deliriously rambling on about equality and godly love, which is all he ever does even without Daniel's dick inside him anyway... like normally as one thinks of hypothetical porn one gets pretty invested in it, but this, I just want to bash my head against my desk
Gwendolyn's like, HIM???
and Daniel's like, IT'S NOT LOVE! IT'S JUST MY JEWISH BLOOD!
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Date: 2011-02-17 05:58 am (UTC)Gwendolyn's like, HIM???
and Daniel's like, IT'S NOT LOVE! IT'S JUST MY JEWISH BLOOD!