White Collar; Genfic; Anything But That, G

Yeah, I wrote a whole long fic and now it's 4 AM (when did that happen?) and I'm too tired to edit it and any sensible beta is asleep. So here, have a quick little moment of Neal and Peter genfic, and I'll be back once it's, you know, normal human hours, with the more substantial fair.

Title: Anything But That
Genre: Gen, Neal & Peter
Rating: G. PG if you object to the use of light swearing.
Warnings: None!
Spoilers: Also none.
Summary: Neal objects to one of his many supposed crimes.

( Sometimes a man allegedly has to do what a man allegedly has to do. )

White Collar; Fic; Resistance and Futility: A Study; Neal/Peter; R

I told you I'd provide more substantial fare during normal human hours! But before I get into that title/rating/summary business we all know and love, a few things you should know:

1. This story can be read alone, but, if you're interested, it is a sequel to the story this true/false thing, in which it is mentioned that Peter has caught Neal more than twice, and an immediate prequel to The Right Way to Ruin a Suit, in which Neal and Peter and El...uh...have a lot of sex.

2. One of the scenes within this piece is a scene we see in the pilot, with Neal and Peter in the empty apartment after Neal breaks out of prison. The dialogue from that scene has been placed in this story, to better adhere to the canon. I DO NOT CLAIM TO HAVE WRITTEN IT, it is far beyond my personal scope of awesome. I have no ownership of it or the characters or anything.

[ETA: 3. dracofiend made me the TOTALLY AWESOME Peter-as-Captain-America icon gracing this post as a response to this story. Because she is the winner of the awesome contest, the end. THANK YOU!]

Ok! With all that out of the way, onto the fic.

Title: Resistance and Futility: A Study (Or: Seven Times Peter Burke Caught Neal Caffrey)
Rating: R
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Spoilers: Nope! Unless you haven't seen the pilot, in which case, YEAH.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 6200ish.
Summary: Everyone thinks Peter Burke has only caught Neal Caffrey twice. Everyone is wrong.

( Resistance and Futility: A Study )

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP WRITING WHITE COLLAR FIC

This plot bunny infestation has got to be bad for my health.

SERIOUSLY. SOMEBODY STOP ME.

Title: Insomnia's Net Worth
Rating: PG?
Pairing: Neal/Peter, offscreen Neal/Peter/El
Spoilers: Nope. The things that are referenced therein are of my own musing, not from an episode you may have missed :D
Warnings: Be warned: I HAVE WRITTEN TOO MUCH WHITE COLLAR FIC THIS WEEK. Also, I kind of cobbled together the art stuff from what I, um, vaguely remember from a few classes in high school. Sorry.
Summary: In which Peter can't sleep, and Neal's late night television habits leave something to be desired.

( 'Neal,' Peter said, slowly, 'are you watching Antiques Roadshow?' )