this is the closest thing i have to a hungover icon

[gyzym]

Oh, livejournal. I am hungover like I've never been hungover in my life, and I did the walk of shame this morning like the classy, classy bitch I am, the result of a not-exactly-poor decision following several Long Islands and a whole bottle of champagne last night. I find it deeply hilarious that even for consequence-free out-of-town one night stands I end up finding the one cute computer science nerd in the bar. He had two solved Rubik's cubes in his apartment! Two solved Rubik's cubes and the courtesy to allow me to leave without pushing too hard for my number/cuddling/any number of other horrifying touchy-feely time wasting things. HAPPY NEW YEAR, INDEED :D

IN OTHER NEWS, I wrote Yuletide fic. I thought about writing many Yuletide fics, but in the end I only wrote one: you've got the ways and means to make it alright, for the movie The Brothers Bloom, which everyone should see. It's mostly Bloom & Stephen gen, with a little spot of Bloom/Penelope. It was...a lot of fun to write, if only because I love those characters so impossibly.

Okay, that's pretty much exhausted my coherent sentence forming ability. I'm drink another bottle of water and maybe watch some 30 Rock until my host (the best gay boyfriend in all the world, I THINK HE NEEDS A NAME AS WELL for when I actually recount this weekend, I'll think on that) returns from the home of that incredibly cute guy he pulled last night. How was everyone's New Year's? DEEPLY AWESOME, I HOPE :D

Comments

[miznarrator.livejournal.com]

I think it's pretty legit to use JGL's little face, he does look a little befuddled. Hurrah for successful one night stands and happy new years! Glad to hear you had a good one.

Our party devolved into post 2 am fannish 'I have never', which was hilarious and awesome, and I do believe your fic came up, though I'm not sure I remember anymore how precisely you fit into it. Regardless, it was in a delightful way, so I def think you should take it as flattery. :)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I (attempted) to play poker last night (read: drunk) with real Vegas poker chips, and I kept distracting myself by trying to flip the chips with my knuckles and thinking, "OH MY GOD OF COURSE THIS IS EAMES' TOTEM."

And then I came home and passed out.

[okydoky.livejournal.com]

Ahaha sounds like you had quite a new year ;)

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

I envy your awesome one night stand. HELL. YEAH. XD

[oaktree89.livejournal.com]

happy new year! hope you're feeling better ;P

[darkunicorna.livejournal.com]

Nooooo cute computer science nerds are the best! THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES I SEEK OUT, OKAY.

HAPPY 2011!!

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

oh la la, happy new year, Jizzy!

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you have a knack for picking the best! *g*

I stayed up til 7am reading fic after everyone went to bed. Then I got up and had pancakes and read some more and now we're rewatching Inception. Not too bad. Happy 2011!

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

I fistbump you on your awesome, non-awkward one night stand, madam. That being said, I am also tres jealous. Being at home for New Year's does not lend itself to SEXYTIEMS opportunities.

Happy new year to you!

[dakunut.livejournal.com]

What is your life?

I don't think you actually exist sometimes. You're just a collective hallucination.

[weatherfront.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I imagine you saying "HE HAD TWO SOLVED RUBIK'S CUBES IN HIS APARTMENT" as you desperately try to explain yourself to a legion of disapproving friends who stand in a semicircle before you as you bury your face in your hands and try to disappear into your chair "TWO WHOLE SOLVED RUBIK'S CUBES, GUYS! IT WAS LIKE SEXUAL NAPALM"

[embertine.livejournal.com]

Ha, I also had a ridiculous and fun ONS on New Year's Eve. House party, friend's brother, slippery sleeping bag....

Here's to successful and commitment-free shagging!

[celestialcuming.livejournal.com]

I am so unspeakably jeolous of your sex life *grumbles*