whiting out our streets along the way
Feb. 25th, 2011 02:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Right, so, iiiiiit's a bit of a blizzard up in Cleveland today, and I am mildly (read: very) snowed in. It's sad because I want coffee! But it's happy because I don't want to put on pants, so.
In between trying to do my job from my house, which would limit my ability to leave even if I *could* leave, I am working on fic and finding hilarious/delicious/etc things on the internet. So here, have some stuff:
1. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WORKING AT A BOOKSTORE WAS LIKE (thanks,
arineat, I would never have seen this without you and IT BRIGHTENED MY DAY):

2. Alex. Alex.
angelgazing should never have showed me this, because...because OH MY GOD, ALEX, HOW ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE:

3. Okay, this is a photo from the Smitten Kitchen website. It is the photo that goes along with the recipe for peanut butter Nutella. Guys, it is the great tragedy of my life that I am allergic to dairy and have never been able to try Nutella, but this--I CAN MAKE THIS, I AM GOING TO EAT THIS, LOOK HOW GOOD THIS FUCKING LOOKS:

HHHHHHNG, THE STIRRINGS IN MY LOINS FOR THIS ARE EVEN GREATER THAN THEY WERE FOR ALEX, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE OH MY FUCKING GOD.
OKAY, BACK TO WORK NOW. Hope you all are having fabulous days ♥
In between trying to do my job from my house, which would limit my ability to leave even if I *could* leave, I am working on fic and finding hilarious/delicious/etc things on the internet. So here, have some stuff:
1. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WORKING AT A BOOKSTORE WAS LIKE (thanks,
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)

2. Alex. Alex.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)

3. Okay, this is a photo from the Smitten Kitchen website. It is the photo that goes along with the recipe for peanut butter Nutella. Guys, it is the great tragedy of my life that I am allergic to dairy and have never been able to try Nutella, but this--I CAN MAKE THIS, I AM GOING TO EAT THIS, LOOK HOW GOOD THIS FUCKING LOOKS:

HHHHHHNG, THE STIRRINGS IN MY LOINS FOR THIS ARE EVEN GREATER THAN THEY WERE FOR ALEX, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE OH MY FUCKING GOD.
OKAY, BACK TO WORK NOW. Hope you all are having fabulous days ♥
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:14 pm (UTC)I wish I had an excuse to not wear pants...I have the most ridiculous hair when I wake up JUST LET ME BE. XD but I have no excuse...
Alex is godly. That angle makes him even more epic.
SMITTEN KITCHEN!! I am in love love love with that site. Everytime I feel sad I pretend I will have time to bake and peruse that site of utter amazing. I want to make crescent jam rolls... Have you seen them?
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:16 pm (UTC)And, um, yes, I have seen the crescent jam rolls. I have pretty much seen...everything on that site...no I'm not obsessed why do you ask....
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 07:20 pm (UTC)HOLY SHIT, OH MY GOD, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:26 pm (UTC)For instance if you COMBINED the peanutella and the image of Alex you would have delicious peanut butter and chocolate dripping slowly down Alex's bicep just sort of begging to be licked up.
#stickwithmekidihavethebestideas
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:27 pm (UTC)*brain explodes*
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:29 pm (UTC)Hell yeah, working from home!
DOES THIS HELP:
Date: 2011-02-25 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 07:35 pm (UTC)if I read the whole thing I will STAY ON FOREVER. Asfafjkak. So many shiny things!!! I have made a few and they all turn out perfect... So I'd be tempted to make more when I have no time! Her pictures are so good. *goes to stalk some more*
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:39 pm (UTC)And omg- Steve and omg- that looks DELCIOUS!
Re: DOES THIS HELP:
Date: 2011-02-25 07:42 pm (UTC)Re: DOES THIS HELP:
Date: 2011-02-25 08:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:40 pm (UTC)O.O O.O O.O \o/ \o/ \o/
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Date: 2011-02-25 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:49 pm (UTC)Because there ARE no other books with red covers when it comes to patron requests, Friend in Book Retail assures me.
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Date: 2011-02-25 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-25 08:50 pm (UTC)SEE MY ICON FOR FURTHER REFERENCE
OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Date: 2011-02-25 08:52 pm (UTC)HOMG, ALEX. ALEEEEEX. I am printing that picture and cellotaping it to my bedframe. Waking up in the morning might not be quite so traumatic if it was to his face! <3
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Date: 2011-02-25 08:53 pm (UTC)b) I too have had this happen, AND FOR SOME REASON IT IS ALWAYS RED COVERS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
c) You know what would decrease the trauma in my life is you writing that peanutella thing
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Date: 2011-02-25 08:54 pm (UTC)OH GOD IT'S GIVING ME FLASHBACKS EVEN NOW.
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Date: 2011-02-25 08:54 pm (UTC)...I ALREADY HAVE A GDOC OPEN WITH THE FOLLOWING LINE IN IT:
If this went on any longer, he, Danny Williams would not be responsible for his actions, Danny thought with what was left of his brain.
WATCH THIS SPACE.