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Right, so, iiiiiit's a bit of a blizzard up in Cleveland today, and I am mildly (read: very) snowed in. It's sad because I want coffee! But it's happy because I don't want to put on pants, so.

In between trying to do my job from my house, which would limit my ability to leave even if I *could* leave, I am working on fic and finding hilarious/delicious/etc things on the internet. So here, have some stuff:

1. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WORKING AT A BOOKSTORE WAS LIKE (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] arineat, I would never have seen this without you and IT BRIGHTENED MY DAY):


2. Alex. Alex. [livejournal.com profile] angelgazing should never have showed me this, because...because OH MY GOD, ALEX, HOW ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE:


3. Okay, this is a photo from the Smitten Kitchen website. It is the photo that goes along with the recipe for peanut butter Nutella. Guys, it is the great tragedy of my life that I am allergic to dairy and have never been able to try Nutella, but this--I CAN MAKE THIS, I AM GOING TO EAT THIS, LOOK HOW GOOD THIS FUCKING LOOKS:

HHHHHHNG, THE STIRRINGS IN MY LOINS FOR THIS ARE EVEN GREATER THAN THEY WERE FOR ALEX, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE OH MY FUCKING GOD.

OKAY, BACK TO WORK NOW. Hope you all are having fabulous days ♥
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Date: 2011-02-25 07:14 pm (UTC)
ext_559841: suspended on silver wings~ (Scotty Bedhair)
From: [identity profile] shiroi-ten.livejournal.com

I wish I had an excuse to not wear pants...I have the most ridiculous hair when I wake up JUST LET ME BE. XD but I have no excuse...

Alex is godly. That angle makes him even more epic.

SMITTEN KITCHEN!! I am in love love love with that site. Everytime I feel sad I pretend I will have time to bake and peruse that site of utter amazing. I want to make crescent jam rolls... Have you seen them?

Date: 2011-02-25 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
Oh, man, I have morning hair like you would not believe, DO NOT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. I got to the point with one of my exes where I had to wear a bandana to bed because otherwise he'd wake up in the middle of the night with my hair IN HIS FACE, so I feel you on that.

And, um, yes, I have seen the crescent jam rolls. I have pretty much seen...everything on that site...no I'm not obsessed why do you ask....
Edited Date: 2011-02-25 07:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-25 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
OH GOD! That looks so good. I may have to make a batch of this up for filling hamantaschen!

Date: 2011-02-25 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
jhfdjskhsdl OH MY GOD I HAD NOT EVEN CONSIDERED HAMANTASCHEN

HOLY SHIT, OH MY GOD, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

Date: 2011-02-25 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
::nods::

For instance if you COMBINED the peanutella and the image of Alex you would have delicious peanut butter and chocolate dripping slowly down Alex's bicep just sort of begging to be licked up.

#stickwithmekidihavethebestideas

Date: 2011-02-25 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
................


*brain explodes*
Edited Date: 2011-02-25 07:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-25 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireblooms.livejournal.com
Mis-read Smitten Kitchen as Smitten Kitten. I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that that delicious looking chocolate, peanut butter and what looks like a bit of baguette? does not involve kitten chefs in any way. :(

Hell yeah, working from home!

Date: 2011-02-25 07:35 pm (UTC)
ext_559841: suspended on silver wings~ (Smiley)
From: [identity profile] shiroi-ten.livejournal.com
Usually my hair is fine... But since it is break for me I've been ignoring it and decides to make me look like those anime people. I will just tie it up! Your sleeping arrangement sounds like a hassle, but I'm sure my stuffed animals suffer too.

if I read the whole thing I will STAY ON FOREVER. Asfafjkak. So many shiny things!!! I have made a few and they all turn out perfect... So I'd be tempted to make more when I have no time! Her pictures are so good. *goes to stalk some more*

Date: 2011-02-25 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slothy-girl.livejournal.com
It's actually kinda of warm here :) you know, if you dont count the terrential rain and storms XD

And omg- Steve and omg- that looks DELCIOUS!

Re: DOES THIS HELP:

Date: 2011-02-25 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireblooms.livejournal.com
HNNNNN- HOW DID YOU- OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING! ♥♥!

Re: DOES THIS HELP:

Date: 2011-02-25 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
IT'S ~MAGIC~

Date: 2011-02-25 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
I WILL TOTALLY TRADE YOU LOCATIONS :D

Date: 2011-02-25 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killerweasel.livejournal.com
I was wandering LJ and came across that ostrich picture and cracked up. It reminds me of a LOT of patrons that come into the my libraries. :P Mind if I snag and repost it?

Date: 2011-02-25 08:40 pm (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (My cookies!)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
It is the photo that goes along with the recipe for peanut butter Nutella.

O.O O.O O.O \o/ \o/ \o/

Date: 2011-02-25 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
RIGHT??? I mean, just, om nom fucking nom, I tell you what.

Date: 2011-02-25 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
Knock yourself out :D

Date: 2011-02-25 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bathsweaver.livejournal.com
HEE. And of course, looking at that Ostrich macro my first thought was, Oh, the title they're looking for is the first installment of Diana Gabaldron's Outlander series, of course! You'll find it in fiction with the GABs.

Because there ARE no other books with red covers when it comes to patron requests, Friend in Book Retail assures me.

Date: 2011-02-25 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com
THIS IS BEGGING FOR FIC. BEGGING. I... MAY HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND. >.>;;

Date: 2011-02-25 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
In my experience, people were often looking for that terrible Secret book, the cover of which is not actually red. Oh, customers :D

Date: 2011-02-25 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE

SEE MY ICON FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Date: 2011-02-25 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com
LOL, SO TRUE. This actually happened to me several times in the two years I worked for The Bookshop. It was hilarious, watching my colleague do a rather accurate impression of a fish out of water.

HOMG, ALEX. ALEEEEEX. I am printing that picture and cellotaping it to my bedframe. Waking up in the morning might not be quite so traumatic if it was to his face! <3

Date: 2011-02-25 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gyzym.livejournal.com
a) Your icon? Amazing.

b) I too have had this happen, AND FOR SOME REASON IT IS ALWAYS RED COVERS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND

c) You know what would decrease the trauma in my life is you writing that peanutella thing

Date: 2011-02-25 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] postcardmystery.livejournal.com
I have worked in an engineering library as a volunteer, so I would like you to imagine that macro + 80 year old men + in-depth mining vocabulary + records from the 1970's. What I know about engineering would be too small for a stamp.

OH GOD IT'S GIVING ME FLASHBACKS EVEN NOW.

Date: 2011-02-25 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com
APPROPRIATE ICON IS APPROPRIATE. *_____*

...I ALREADY HAVE A GDOC OPEN WITH THE FOLLOWING LINE IN IT:

If this went on any longer, he, Danny Williams would not be responsible for his actions, Danny thought with what was left of his brain.

WATCH THIS SPACE.
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