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This time I dreamed (non-lucidly) that I was at some kind of like, I don't even know, Hollywood...outdoor party thing...that I think started out as my high school reunion...whatever, WHATEVER. The point is, Alex O'Loughlin ordered a bunch of strange little banana drinks and kept trying to like, go behind the bar and make them himself, and then once he was drunk he started asking me questions.
Questions about what women want.
And so I told him, right, we had this whole conversation about asking ladies out and the right way to do it and confidence boosters (and at one point I was like, MY ADVICE IS TO GO LOOK IN A MIRROR, SERIOUSLY, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE) and the whole thing. Which, incidentally, is a conversation I've had many times with many guys, because I have brothers and I must send out some kind of "I will not mock you for not knowing the answers here" signal. So it's pretty rote, right, and finally O'Lough like, thanks me for my help and says he feels ready to do it now.
And I say, "So, who's the lucky lady?"
AND HE SAYS, "SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE"
YOU GUYS
This time I dreamed (non-lucidly) that I was at some kind of like, I don't even know, Hollywood...outdoor party thing...that I think started out as my high school reunion...whatever, WHATEVER. The point is, Alex O'Loughlin ordered a bunch of strange little banana drinks and kept trying to like, go behind the bar and make them himself, and then once he was drunk he started asking me questions.
Questions about what women want.
And so I told him, right, we had this whole conversation about asking ladies out and the right way to do it and confidence boosters (and at one point I was like, MY ADVICE IS TO GO LOOK IN A MIRROR, SERIOUSLY, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE) and the whole thing. Which, incidentally, is a conversation I've had many times with many guys, because I have brothers and I must send out some kind of "I will not mock you for not knowing the answers here" signal. So it's pretty rote, right, and finally O'Lough like, thanks me for my help and says he feels ready to do it now.
And I say, "So, who's the lucky lady?"
AND HE SAYS, "SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE"
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:10 pm (UTC)Ok is it weird that I find that oddly...adorable?
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:10 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:23 pm (UTC)JUST
YOUR BRAIN
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:24 pm (UTC)I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THESE DREAMS ARE A CRY FOR HELP FROM MY SUBCONSCIOUS
"BE LESS CRAZY," IT'S SAYING
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:25 pm (UTC)and clearly your purpose in life is to entertain meeee :P
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:42 pm (UTC)AND HE SAYS, "SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE"
I'd have gone with the face punching, personally.
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:47 pm (UTC)DJFHDJSHFSD H50 HAS CONDITIONED ME INTO NEED O'LOUGH TO BE WITH SOMEONE FROM JERSEY, APPARENTLY??
Also, your birthday "ficlet"? Currently 4K and not done. I'M SORRY, MY BRAIN IS JUST LIKE THIS
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:49 pm (UTC)I'm going to be giggling about that all day.
. . . ♥ LIKE I'M GOING TO PROTEST! "Oh noes, more words!"
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:49 pm (UTC)Feel my pain, please.
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:28 pm (UTC)BUT I LOVEYOUR CRAZY DREAMS! :D
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:40 pm (UTC)YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS A MAGICAL, MAGICAL PLACE!!!!!
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 05:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 05:57 pm (UTC)I gave him a pillow, because he was drunk.
HOW IS THIS MY BRAIN
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 05:59 pm (UTC)HOW ARE YOU DARLING? I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever.
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Date: 2011-02-26 06:01 pm (UTC)MY BEST FRIED IS FROM JERSEY IT'S LIKE IT'S FUCKING STALKING US.
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Date: 2011-02-26 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 06:13 pm (UTC)I AM DOING... ALL RIGHT. To some degree thereof (I moved to Boston and came back and there is basically a Long Story there). We haven't talked in forever, which is a crying shame and we ought to fix it. I should still have your IM, if that mode of communication suits you (though I can't talk today, I'm driving up to San Francisco).
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Date: 2011-02-26 06:18 pm (UTC)OH GOD HELP ME, IT'S NOT LIKE MY REGION NEEDED MORE HORRIBLE STEREOTYPES AND TO HAVE MORE SCORN HEAPED UPON US FROM THE FUCKING SOUTH, ARGH.
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Date: 2011-02-26 07:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 07:17 pm (UTC)Also, *pokes* Nic told me to pester you *tickles* about writing *pinches* a drabble about *ruffles your hair* Steve being *pokes pokes pokes* the Man in the Yellow Hat *taps your nose* THIS IS ME PESTERING YOU :D
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Date: 2011-02-26 08:04 pm (UTC)I live in Jersey but I'm going to school in PA... and apparently we're having some sort of dance party with DJ PAULY FUCKING D? I thought I left Jersey! I thought I'd gotten away from that!
Nex you're going to dream about Real Housewives of NJ, oh god.
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 09:06 pm (UTC)BUT I THINK THE COUNTER-REVENGE IT WOULD EXERT MIGHT BE EVEN WORSE
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 09:07 pm (UTC)Ahahahahahaha BETTER PAULY D THAN THE SITUATION, THOUGH. I swear to god looking at him makes me want to punch things.
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 09:30 pm (UTC)This is George. He is a good little monkey, but always very curious. (I AM 80% SURE THAT IS ACTUALLY A LINE FROM THE SERIES OH GOD HOW INFUSED INTO MY BRAIN ARE THESE BOOKS)
This is George with The Man in the Yellow Hat (movie version, I couldn't find a good pic from the books), who was exploring in Africa when he met George. George, er, more or less followed him home. They bonded, and lived together HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
THEY HAVE MISADVENTURES, BASICALLY. George gets into all of the things--because he is a good little monkey but always very curious--and then The Man in The Yellow Hat, who is like...basically his father, lmfao...has to get him out of trouble. IT IS SO ADORABLE.
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:40 pm (UTC)It's at a point where I'm starting a fic tentatively called "Jersey Five-O" where. Yeah. Steve is the one who moves, not Danny.
It's out of control.
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 09:44 pm (UTC)Okay, saving these and adding the CG!AU doodle to my to do list... but only if you promise to write a drabble! Deal?
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:47 pm (UTC)And then...
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Date: 2011-02-26 09:49 pm (UTC)Re: And then...
Date: 2011-02-26 09:51 pm (UTC)Re: And then...
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Date: 2011-02-26 10:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-26 10:43 pm (UTC)I think I laughed so hard I broke something, wtf, how is your brain even this awesome?!
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Date: 2011-02-27 09:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-27 11:04 am (UTC)And then Danny is all "You have a monkey? WHY DO YOU HAVE A MONKEY, STEVEN? YOU GET INTO ENOUGH TROUBLE ALL ON YOUR OWN."