this is why the world at large rarely gets involved in my writing process

[gyzym]

gyzym:
danny slides his hands up under the hem of steve's shirt
to rest against his stomach

hermette:
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gyzym
even as he's tucking his face into steve's neck
OH HEY
WE NEVER FINISHED
THAT BULLETPROOF KINK CONVERSATION EARLIER

hermette
......................
NOW? YOU'RE DOING IT NOW? WHILE DANNY HAS HIS HANDS UP STEVE'S SHIRT?

gyzym
FHDSJKFHS NO I AM JUST STOPPING TO SAY
FACES BURIED IN NECKS
ON THE LIST

hermette
OH GOD YES YES YES
ALSO, THE CURVE OF A SHOULDER
SAME PRINCIPAL
SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EXECUTION

gyzym
YES
YES
YES
JDFJSD I THOUGHT THAT SAID
SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ERECTION
AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT

hermette
;KLSJDFKJHSDF

gyzym
IS IT
AN ERECTION OF A DIFFERENT COLOR

Comments

[hermette.livejournal.com]

SOMETHING IS BROKEN.

INSIDE OF YOU.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING

[hermette.livejournal.com]

ALSO, GOD, STOP USING THAT ICON, I GO INTO FITS EVERY TIME I SEE IT.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHY I USE IT, BB

[hermette.livejournal.com]

DANNY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS LIFE.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

... WHY DON'T I EVER GET INVITED TO THE AWESOME CONVERSATIONS. DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

UM, EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE ALWAYS INVITED TO THE AWESOME CONVERSATIONS, YOU BRING THE AWESOME, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

LOOK ALL I AM SAYING IS THAT I HAVE V. IMPORTANT THOUGHTS IN RE: BURYING FACES IN NECKS AND HANDS ON STOMACHS.

[hermette.livejournal.com]

SHARE WITH THE CLASS, PLEASE.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

WHAT hermette SAID.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

... WELL NOW I FEEL ALL THIS PRESSURE.

I mean, I just think that Steve would get obsessed with that little patch of skin right above the swell of Danny's ass, and every night he's got his fingers sliding under Danny's belt and up his shirt, smoothing the calloused pads along the small of Danny's back. It's soft and smooth the way Danny isn't, usually, and Steve finds himself stroking it whenever they're alone and tangled together, drowsy and comfortable.

Of course, it causes problems when Steve starts doing it in the office.

[hermette.livejournal.com]

KJSDFK;JSD THIS IS. MY BIGGEST THING. AND I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR. TO BE GIVEN THIS TIDBIT.

AND NOTHING MORE.

I JUST HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

WHAT MORE WOULD YOU LIKE, DO YOU MEAN, LIKE, KONO AND CHIN ARE ALL, UH BOSS? ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE MOLESTING DANNY IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR BRIEFING? AND DANNY'S LIKE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT CALMS HIM DOWN, AND KONO'S LIKE, BUT, AND DANNY'S ALL, LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE WITH HIM WHEN HE'S STRESSED, OKAY. AND STEVE'S ALL, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT, I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING UNUSUAL HERE, AND CHIN'S LIKE, BRAH, YOU EVER DID THAT TO KONO, I'D RIP YOUR FACE OFF. AND KONO'S LIKE, DIBS.

[hermette.livejournal.com]

:CHINHANDS:

DANNY IS LIKE, HIS LITTLE WORRY STONE.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. STEVE HAS A LOT OF STRESS OK.

[hermette.livejournal.com]

NEED THE FIC WHERE DANNY WAKES UP ONE MORNING TO STEVE RUBBING HIS FINGERS ON THAT SPOT AND HE'S LIKE, MCGARRETT, BABE, WHAT THE HELL, I'M SLEEPING HERE, STOP RUBBING ME. AND STEVE IS LIKE, I COULD RUB YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU LIKE. AND DANNY GROANS INTO HIS ARM AND TELLS HIM, WHOEVER TOLD YOU YOU WERE SMOOTH WAS FUCKING LIAR, YOU KNOW THAT. YOU ARE NOT SMOOTH. YOU HAVE NO MOVES. IT IS SO GOOD FOR YOU THAT YOU LOOK LIKE THAT, IS ALL I'M SAYING.

AND THEN THEY DO SEX.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

... FUCK NOW ALL I WANT IS A FIC WHERE STEVE IS TRYING TO BE ALL SUPER SMOOTH EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, DANNY KEEPS KISSING HIM AND HIS BRAIN'S KIND OF OOZING OUT HIS EARS AND HE CAN'T THINK SO HE BLURTS, I WANT TO DO SEX WITH YOU.

AND THEN DANNY LAUGHS FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND STEVE POUTS FOR TEN. AND THEN THEY DO SEX.

[lavender-basil.livejournal.com]

Steve blurting out I want to do sex with you. would be EPIC. Especially if they were both sober.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

sdjffhksd oh my fucking god, JESUS CHRIST.

Danny hates it at first, the way Steve's always doing that, slipping in these little touches when he thinks no one's paying attention. Which, first of all, they are, okay, Chin and Kono totally know about it, keep giving him looks during briefings, and second of all it makes it kind of hard to concentrate. He'll be doing his paperwork, minding his own business, and then McGarrett's all "Hey hi hello nice to see you, I'll just let my fingers do the walking," and Danny can't string two goddamn thoughts together anymore.

Then he discovers the spot on the back of Steve's neck. The game changes a little, after that.

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

The first time is an accident, to be fair. They're in Steve's office, Steve in his chair and Danny hunched over, both trying to figure out if the eight-bit pixellated image in the video footage is in fact their drug lord, and Steve finally gives up, plonking his elbows on the table and rubbing his eyes with the heels of his hand. "Dammit," he sighs, "I can't even tell if it's a person anymore."

"It's fine," Danny says, still staring at the feed and putting one hand on the back of Steve's neck, half for balance, half for comfort. He's not really prepared for the way Steve goes boneless underneath him when his thumb strokes along the nape of Steve's neck.

[sejitsu.livejournal.com]

I AM DYING.

AND I HARDLY EVEN KNOW THIS FANDOM. XD

(Are you trying to incept me? Because it might be working.)

[knowmydark.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, we are the same! I was chatting with withlightning and she said something about "i'm just so disgustingly happy that i have awesome betas" and I saw ""i'm just so disgustingly happy that i have awesome breasts". It was... interesting, haha. ♥

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

"Erection of a different color" is taking me to Wizard of Oz and "A Horse of a Different Color", and now I'm imagining Hawaii Five-0 set to song and dance, like one of those uber-modern musicals with electric guitars in the orchestra pit.

[loceheri.livejournal.com]

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT I LOVE YOU AND IF YOU ARE BROKEN, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE NEVER BE FIXED.

I've been meaning to say something to that effect for awhile now. Seriously. Don't. change. a thing.

Love here for hermette and leupagus because... YES!

I will now lapse back into incoherence at your combined awesome.

[foes-of-reality.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT THAT SAID SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ERECTION

Oh god, you. As Charlie Sheen would say...

WINNING.

:D :D :D