SAM. SAMSAMSAM. I just got this comment notification, proving that LJ is totally and completely against me and wants me to SUFFER because my life is not complete without this lovely nonsensical fabulousness.
♥ She’s so fucking small and it makes Eames wants to bundle her up in one of those little pouches right up against his chest so that she never has to feel alone again.: OH MY LITTLE HEART.
♥ Because if you don’t exist, you can’t hurt anymore.: Oh his inner lesbian rage is so fucking adorable I just want to put his face in my breasts. MY BREASTS.
♥ This makes me want kidnapping!fic. Where Arthur is all like, DO I FUCKING HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF and is all waving a gun around and Eames is like, WAT. I'M FUCKING CARRYING THE BAG FOR HIS HEAD, BABY. DON'T BE MAD. And the person being kidnapped is like, whoa. you guys have so many issues, please don't accidentally shoot me.
♥ "I read things Eames, try it once in a while.": THIS TURNS ME ON.
♥ "Don‘t use that tone while I‘ve got a baby in my arms.": DUH. OF COURSE ARTHUR HAS RULES ABOUT SEXY-TIMES AND BABIES. DUH. HE DOES THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. HE'S JUST THE JEWISH JENNY FROM THE BLOCK, YO. DON'T KNOCK THE ROCKS THAT HE'S GOT. HE USED TO HAVE A LITTLE... BUT NOW HE'S GOT A LOT.
♥ “Yeah, so there‘s that.”: OMG THEY'RE SO STUPID IN LOVE.
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Re: We're going backwards part 3/3
Date: 2011-03-21 02:41 pm (UTC)♥ She’s so fucking small and it makes Eames wants to bundle her up in one of those little pouches right up against his chest so that she never has to feel alone again.: OH MY LITTLE HEART.
♥ Because if you don’t exist, you can’t hurt anymore.: Oh his inner lesbian rage is so fucking adorable I just want to put his face in my breasts. MY BREASTS.
♥ This makes me want kidnapping!fic. Where Arthur is all like, DO I FUCKING HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF and is all waving a gun around and Eames is like, WAT. I'M FUCKING CARRYING THE BAG FOR HIS HEAD, BABY. DON'T BE MAD. And the person being kidnapped is like, whoa. you guys have so many issues, please don't accidentally shoot me.
♥ "I read things Eames, try it once in a while.": THIS TURNS ME ON.
♥ "Don‘t use that tone while I‘ve got a baby in my arms.": DUH. OF COURSE ARTHUR HAS RULES ABOUT SEXY-TIMES AND BABIES. DUH. HE DOES THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. HE'S JUST THE JEWISH JENNY FROM THE BLOCK, YO. DON'T KNOCK THE ROCKS THAT HE'S GOT. HE USED TO HAVE A LITTLE... BUT NOW HE'S GOT A LOT.
♥ “Yeah, so there‘s that.”: OMG THEY'RE SO STUPID IN LOVE.
You're perfect. Never stop.