Here's some shit in no particular order:
1) EEEEEE
snowdarkred gifted me a pair of AWESOME HEADPHONES FOR MY PROFILE PAGE, THANK YOU BB, I LOVE THEM ♥ ♥ ♥!!!!
2)
kissemdanno is open!! Guess where my insomnia drabbles are going to be for the next two weeks. KISSES, EVERYONE, WRITE THEM, OH MY GOD. If you need some inspiration, feel free to check out this sneak peak for Monday's H50, because JESUS CHRIST OH MY FUCKING GOD.
3) I'm working on a thing. I know there hasn't been as much fic as usual, but oh, man, believe me when I tell you, I am working on a thing. It'll be up...when it's done! But if the fic is a little bit sparse for the next week or two, that is why. I don't mean little ficlets, of course, I spit those out without really meaning to because I have a sickness, but the like, real full-length stuff. IT'S COMING, I SWEAR. I'M WORKING ON IT.
4) Speaking of fic, I wrote a Sherlock ficlet on tumblr for
rrrowr that I'm reposting here, because I will, er, lose it over there. I know that sounds ridiculous, but there have already been like FOUR THINGS I POSTED OR REBLOGGED THAT I CAN'T FIND NOW. Tumblr eats souls and posts, so here's John and Sherlock immediately after The Great Game.
( Wait, what, you want me to title things? WHAT EVEN ARE TITLES. I bite my thumb at you, sir! ...yeah I've maybe had some coffee today shut up. )
1) EEEEEE
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2)
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3) I'm working on a thing. I know there hasn't been as much fic as usual, but oh, man, believe me when I tell you, I am working on a thing. It'll be up...when it's done! But if the fic is a little bit sparse for the next week or two, that is why. I don't mean little ficlets, of course, I spit those out without really meaning to because I have a sickness, but the like, real full-length stuff. IT'S COMING, I SWEAR. I'M WORKING ON IT.
4) Speaking of fic, I wrote a Sherlock ficlet on tumblr for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
( Wait, what, you want me to title things? WHAT EVEN ARE TITLES. I bite my thumb at you, sir! ...yeah I've maybe had some coffee today shut up. )
steve/danny ficlet: gathering
Apr. 7th, 2011 03:27 amThis is some soppy sappy mushy feel-good three in the morning Steve/Danny nonsense, that's what this is right here. Porn not contained herein, insomnia icon applicable anyway. NO SHAME, NO APOLOGIES, NO REAL EXPLANATIONS. ♥
( gathering )
( gathering )
drive by post:
Apr. 6th, 2011 12:27 pmThese dreams I keep having, I don't understand:
Steve: Hey, Danny, do you know what 'soothing' is?
Danny: Seriously? What kind of question is that, yes, I know what soothing is, what's with the airquotes, why wouldn't I know that?
Steve: ...because it is an ancient art I learned in my travels of the world?
Danny: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Steve: *dryhumps*
Danny: WHAT THE HELL
Steve: THIS IS HOW YOU SOOTHE PEOPLE
Danny: NO IT ISN'T, ASSHOLE, STOP THAT, PEOPLE WILL SEE
Steve: SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED, WILLIAMS.
sdfhdsfhdjf oh subconscious why you so crazy
Steve: Hey, Danny, do you know what 'soothing' is?
Danny: Seriously? What kind of question is that, yes, I know what soothing is, what's with the airquotes, why wouldn't I know that?
Steve: ...because it is an ancient art I learned in my travels of the world?
Danny: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Steve: *dryhumps*
Danny: WHAT THE HELL
Steve: THIS IS HOW YOU SOOTHE PEOPLE
Danny: NO IT ISN'T, ASSHOLE, STOP THAT, PEOPLE WILL SEE
Steve: SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED, WILLIAMS.
sdfhdsfhdjf oh subconscious why you so crazy
this post has no real content
Mar. 24th, 2011 03:19 pmHELLO, LIVEJOURNAL, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. *Shakes fist* It had better keep it together for the rest of the afternoon, or we are going to have words.
Seriously, you guys, I am having a day, a day full of the stomach flu and also the stomach flu. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, STOMACH. We are in a cease-fire right this moment, and I am hoping it lasts long enough for me to make it to the deli and get some matzo ball soup.
It will not be as good as mine, of course, but beggars cannot be choosers.
ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO SAY A COUPLE OF QUICK THINGS ABOUT MONDAY'S HAWAII FIVE-0, complete with screencaps from
midnight_road, whose brilliance I would not have discovered without
thegrrrl2002's last post. THANK YOU GUYS; YOU SAVED THE INTERNET FROM MY TERRIBLE SCREENSHOTS WITH THE LITTLE CLICKY BAR STILL IN THEM BECAUSE I AM BAD AT EVERYTHING ♥
( Really, this will just take a second of your time... )
Seriously, you guys, I am having a day, a day full of the stomach flu and also the stomach flu. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, STOMACH. We are in a cease-fire right this moment, and I am hoping it lasts long enough for me to make it to the deli and get some matzo ball soup.
It will not be as good as mine, of course, but beggars cannot be choosers.
ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO SAY A COUPLE OF QUICK THINGS ABOUT MONDAY'S HAWAII FIVE-0, complete with screencaps from
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
( Really, this will just take a second of your time... )
continuing in the tradition of writing about danny and steve sleeping when i can't sleep. too tired for introductions with coding & capital letters and also, quite probably, sense-making. vrrrrrroom bed now.
( less a deluge than a drought )
( less a deluge than a drought )
Left computer downstairs in attempt to sleep; wrote post-ep on phone instead. Insanity offical, send help.
( 1.19 post-ep, Steve/Danny, shenanagins. )
( 1.19 post-ep, Steve/Danny, shenanagins. )
1. HOW IS HE REAL:
Burro: Hey, while I'm home, can you teach me to use the stove?
Me: Oh my god, you want to learn to cook?! Yes, YES, let's pick some of your favorite dishes and I'll show you how to make them--oh my god, what about the beef stew with the bacon and the red wine, you love that--
Burro: Wait, hold up--okay, I don't want to risk not getting the stew, though. You have to promise me you're still gonna make the stew, but you're just, I feel like I should stop you before you get excited. But you're still gonna make the stew if I tell you this, right?
Me: I...yes? What--
Burro: Stew is too hard. I mean like, those packages of rice, I keep buying them and I can't make them work.
Me: Packages of rice?
Burro: Yeah, you know, like with the flavors and shit! There's a chicken one and a beef one--
Me: Oh my god, those Lipton things!? Dude, there are directions on the package.
Burro: They're too hard!
Me: You just boil water and--oh my god. Oh my god, please tell me you can boil water.
Burro: Shit's harder than it looks, that's all I'm saying. You can judge me all you want, I don't care. I wear my sunglasses at night because my future's...wait, you're still making the stew, right? YOU PROMISED.
daslkdaskd I love this kid so much oh my god.
2. DFHDSJKFHDS ALMOST H50 TIME ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST, HAPPY SHOW DAY!! I am not watching until 11 EST, so if you guys could do me a massive favor and keep spoilers out of the comments until afterwards I would hugely appreciate it :D
3. Oh, right, fanfiction! That thing I came here to post. This is the Steve counterpart to the wild corners, that Danny fic I put up yesterday. 3,000 words this time, god knows why.
Title: happiness like a bullet in the back
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It occurs to Steve, a little late, that there might be a place for him here already, one he doesn't have to eke out.
( happiness like a bullet in the back )
Burro: Hey, while I'm home, can you teach me to use the stove?
Me: Oh my god, you want to learn to cook?! Yes, YES, let's pick some of your favorite dishes and I'll show you how to make them--oh my god, what about the beef stew with the bacon and the red wine, you love that--
Burro: Wait, hold up--okay, I don't want to risk not getting the stew, though. You have to promise me you're still gonna make the stew, but you're just, I feel like I should stop you before you get excited. But you're still gonna make the stew if I tell you this, right?
Me: I...yes? What--
Burro: Stew is too hard. I mean like, those packages of rice, I keep buying them and I can't make them work.
Me: Packages of rice?
Burro: Yeah, you know, like with the flavors and shit! There's a chicken one and a beef one--
Me: Oh my god, those Lipton things!? Dude, there are directions on the package.
Burro: They're too hard!
Me: You just boil water and--oh my god. Oh my god, please tell me you can boil water.
Burro: Shit's harder than it looks, that's all I'm saying. You can judge me all you want, I don't care. I wear my sunglasses at night because my future's...wait, you're still making the stew, right? YOU PROMISED.
daslkdaskd I love this kid so much oh my god.
2. DFHDSJKFHDS ALMOST H50 TIME ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST, HAPPY SHOW DAY!! I am not watching until 11 EST, so if you guys could do me a massive favor and keep spoilers out of the comments until afterwards I would hugely appreciate it :D
3. Oh, right, fanfiction! That thing I came here to post. This is the Steve counterpart to the wild corners, that Danny fic I put up yesterday. 3,000 words this time, god knows why.
Title: happiness like a bullet in the back
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It occurs to Steve, a little late, that there might be a place for him here already, one he doesn't have to eke out.
( happiness like a bullet in the back )